If everything you needed was provided for you...

sell treadmills.

same stuff i do now. go fishing, kayaking, grow weed and veggies, cook good food just do a lot more of it i guess. probably travel a lot more

Build a theme park.

I'll tell you what I'd do, man

UncleBuck said:

sell treadmills.

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Livin the dream.


I would travel the fuck outta this planet. I want to taste the foods, and the women of the world. I want to watch the stars in the southern hemisphere. I would climb a mountain, and probably masturbate on the very top and cum on its "face". I would be the world most interesting man. Fuck that Mexican dude, I get his job.

What a fantastic question!
Made me remember that I have everything I need/want...how lucky am I?

(Edit; Oh! Maybe a woman...but then again "if it ain't broke; don't fix it!" )

damn it. I wanted this to be under my first post. oh well. the first thing I would do is get my life together. should be easy as fuck if someone just suddenly decided to pay my bills and such. then, I would retire from life and get into competitive shooting. I'd spend all day every day on the firing line with fellow competitors. when I'm not at the range, I would be at the gun shops looking for my next piece. my life would revolve around guns and gun related sports.

enjoy it.......

Continue to develop my musical skills. Learn to play new instruments. So far I can play the piano, guitar, mandolin, and am a classically trained tenor. I want to learn the hammered dulcimer and mountain dulcimer. I love blue grass and folk music. I come from a very musical family. Every one of us have mastered more than one instrument. My dad used to sit on the floor next to the couch that my mother was laying on and serenade her with his guitar after we went to bed. He has a lovely voice. We fell asleep listening to him play and sing for her. That's how he courted her. He would sing under her window night after night. She finally succumbed and married the old fart. Until she died they never spent a night apart. Even when she was in the hospital he would sleep on a cot next to her. But, I digress. Music is my passion.

I love my family.

I would dive every reef in the western hemisphere and wear my unit out on asian babes.Again.....

Get an incredibly well hidden fully operational grow room and only smoke with close friends for freeeeeeeee

I'm doing it. Small farm in the quiet country with my family, raising a bunch of different kinds of animals, big garden and a little orchard, and grow all that I can smoke.

I'm not sure what I would do, but while I was thinking about it I would go to some where warm, with a beach. Yucatan would be a nice place to start.

Sweet dick all...If I was to take your question literally that is.

Legalize weed, not medically. And internationally.

Make Mexico the new Amsterdam.

Go to South America, Russia, India, China, Japan, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Saudi Arabia Afghanistan, All of Europe, Egypt and the rest of Africa after Egypt, Israel... And last but not least, Texas. At which point I would join/speak to the Coalitions (which already exist), and Succeed the South from the Union so we could have a national debt of ZERO.

I'd be a Pirate, but I wouldn't transport gold. Just Bricks and Bricks of Hash.

I'd grow tons of weed, or fund other people to do so.

I'd make music or fund other people to do so.

I'd train humans to communicate with dogs (and bears), and vice versa.

And... If ANYTHING is possible here, I'd make a Noah's ark in outer space, and send it out to no where in particular. So it could just float around for 1,000 years and hopefully get picked up by some other life forms.

There's more stuff, but this list covers the basics.

Padawanbater2 said:

... what would you do with your life?

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I'd go to dog shows all over the country wearing my Michael Vick sweatshirt.

haight said:

I'd go to dog shows all over the country wearing my Michael Vick sweatshirt.

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This is the best one so far.

That's why I'm backdoorin you mufuckers, all ya'll can suck my dick. All them days at the county buildin, I'm bout to make my momma rich.

plants trees