I say fuck you?

Menu sais $5, i have 45
It amazes me that americans are so useless. If you can't live off $3 an hour, then do something the fuck about it. It's not a very difficult thing to do if the effort is put in.
Tips are a token of thanks, if you are a nice waiter, you'll get a tip, if you're a grumpy little twat you can forget about a tip and i'll peobably have a word with the manager about them

Do your job well and maybe you'll get a tip, there is no requirement to tip, and if you take the job expecting to get by via tips, then that is fucking immature, grow up!
Maybe if people stopped tipping every instance like a bunch of jackasses, there would soon be enough of a realisation and maybe there would be wage laws implemented like elsewhere around the world?
Personally i refuse all tips at work and request they are put in the charity collection box. I took my job knowing what i was being paid and accepted happily, i see no reason why i sohuld accept £1 because i made someone a potof tea, that's my job.