TigerClock
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Who would want one with out time travel?
If You Could Spend One Day In Any Time Period What Time Period Would You Choose?
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Johnnyorganic
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I would go back to find myself at about eleven years old. Sit younger me down and explain a few things.
And inform him that if I had to return a few years down the road for another talk I would be bringing an ass-kicking with me.
And inform him that if I had to return a few years down the road for another talk I would be bringing an ass-kicking with me.
guy incognito
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I would go back and sexually molest my younger self.
Luger187
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hahaha you could never get caught. what detective would think of that?
TigerClock
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The best damn detective around.
Luger187
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detective 1 - what do you think?
detective 2 - i think he came back in time and molested himself
D1 - what?!
D2 - he left his flux capacitor behind. it says "property of guy incognito". hmmm...
heathaa
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thats so off the wall............
Winter Woman
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Wouldn't it be easier to kill Hilter's mother before he was born?
Padawanbater2
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Please tell me that was a Back to Future reference!
thump easy
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the early eighties hit that breakdancin moves once again. POP in N LOCKIN n of course all ladies. 
thump easy
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I would go back to wen columbus came n called his ass a wet back crossing the ocean, n then tell him he gota pay rent.!!!!! n tell his ass dont forget bitch weed is free on this land no one tells me what i can n cant stick in my mouth. dont be bringing that shit over hear.!!! Im just kidding.
guy incognito
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How would they even find out? You think I would go tattle on myself? No way man, i'm like the coolest dude I know. If I wanted to molest myself I would totally allow it.
UncleBuck
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implying someone is a pedophile is such vile harassment that i am tempted to hit that report button.
on the other hand, you are too easy to make sport out of and quite amusing on a day when i sit here procrastinating much needed trim work.
so carry on.
thump easy
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ow my god thats fucken stomach renching i wana throw up.....
Johnnyorganic
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Wait a second.
If one goes back in time and molests himself, is that even a crime?
It's sick, but I doubt there is a law against it.
Don't report him, Buck. Gay-me will be banned soon, as will the Cheeto-dusted hand in the sock.
All this fun is keeping me from work. I have a case to brief.