If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

If you find you gotta finish smoking a bowl or three before you can pack a new one (cuz they're all half smoked...) you probably have an abundance of personal stash due to being a pot farmer.
 
Belle of Buds said:
If you find you gotta finish smoking a bowl or three before you can pack a new one (cuz they're all half smoked...) you probably have an abundance of personal stash due to being a pot farmer.
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If you just acquired a bong and realized you could buy new bowls instead of chucking half finished ones but are to cheap LOL you just might be a pot farmer...
 
If you lie to the staff at your garden centre when they ask what you're growing you might just be a pot farmer.
 
Belle of Buds said:
If you find you gotta finish smoking a bowl or three before you can pack a new one (cuz they're all half smoked...) you probably have an abundance of personal stash due to being a pot farmer.
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Lol I have over 13 bowls and all have half burned reef in them, some are from a year ago even. I don't use bowls very much, more a bong and joint type.
 
beuffer420 said:
Lol I have over 13 bowls and all have half burned reef in them, some are from a year ago even. I don't use bowls very much, more a bong and joint type.
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I must be using the language incorrectly then. I have a bong. It has a detachable bowl. What is the correct stoner term for that?
Thank you,
Annie
 
Yeah I think of a 'bowl' as a bong, really. These small little pipes, not for me at all. CHILLUMS on the other hand, bring 'em on! My bongs are holy objects in this house. I like to clear a fat bowl with one hit, solid tube with no holes, inhale the entire chamber on one breath... So my bowls are all imported from Australia or Israel. You want trouble, mess with my bongs.
 
curious2garden said:
I must be using the language incorrectly then. I have a bong. It has a detachable bowl. What is the correct stoner term for that?
Thank you,
Annie
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I understood yas Annie, we can call it a detachable bowl thingy lol and I do the same with that too always have a half burned bowl I dump out of the bong, sometimes I finish it off though. When I said bowls I was meaning spoons sherlocks ect.
 
beuffer420 said:
Lol I have over 13 bowls and all have half burned reef in them, some are from a year ago even. I don't use bowls very much, more a bong and joint type.
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Hehehe... that was one of my first epiphanies once I started having my own steady supply of weed... I found myself going to pack a bowl only to find that all of them already had half smoked packs. Before that, I was spending $50 for a 1/8th and I could account for every single leaf. Now there is weed in the carpet, in my clothes, in containers everywhere, and in all my pieces. Every now and then my hubby will start deep cleaning some corner of the house and will bring me a nug that the cats batted away or that just got dropped and lost.

I love being a pot farmer!
 
If you've ever complained about a lack of bat shit...
If you take all your vacation time in the fall...
If you have more notebooks filled with planting diagrams than actual notes...
If whenever someone mentions The Bible, you picture Jorge Cervantes...
If you have 4 spare HPS bulbs, but not a single bulb for your desk lamp...
 
if you spend more on plant food than human food. you might be a pot farmer.... or a farmer of something else. guess it doesnt make u a Pot farmer lol
 
If you hate spidermites with a passion but never grew a vegetable in your life you might just a pot farmer...
 
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