cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
"Bear grills". cn
I'm about 2 take a shit
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jamesmartin
Member
i dont even know how you manage to shit while your stoned OP..
Its weird ... I sometimes really need a shit before blazing . . I blaze . Then after im high i dont need a shit anymore .
Anyone else get this lol ?
Its weird ... I sometimes really need a shit before blazing . . I blaze . Then after im high i dont need a shit anymore .
Anyone else get this lol ?
bigbillyrocka
Well-Known Member
not i. i like getting high WHILE pooping. yeahhh buddy
bigbillyrocka
Well-Known Member
Hey cannabineer, Rhinos do it too...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Rhinos should never use Mentos as suppositories. 
cn
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bigbillyrocka
Well-Known Member
at least not that rhino. 
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Yah he tests positive for being coked out. Coked-out rhino = deadly.at least not that rhino.
Back on the highbrow topic ... I found an awesome example of the ailment known as The Runs. cn
bigbillyrocka
Well-Known Member
Yah he tests positive for being coked out. Coked-out rhino = deadly.
Back on the highbrow topic ... I found an awesome example of the ailment known as The Runs. cn
That, THAT's commitment!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Using the laptop while high and on the throne? Now I'm confused. is that "logging on" or "logging off"? cn
jamesmartin
Member
You lucky man! XP
However it is true most of my posts on here are while taking a dump haha . But usually in the morning when i havent baked yet .
bigbillyrocka
Well-Known Member
thats just being a "logger" of all sorts in general...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
We can add yet one more layer to this confection if one of the multitaskers gets wood. cn
Beansly
RIU Bulldog
that was good
My favorite poop is the huge one first thing in the morning. Reminds you you're alive...
Except now that it's winter it's fucking freezing!
The worst shit is the combination drunken vomit+shit where you're holding the trash can while you're on the john.
Terrible.
lmao
bigbillyrocka
Well-Known Member
Sooo, in relation to one of your earlier posts "how much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" i dont know, but once that woodchuch gnawed on my log, that woodchuck would of bawled...
ohmy
Well-Known Member
Anyone ever shit so big that it makes ur ass hole bleed ? I hate them shits, Or the ones you wipe 6 times and still no shit on the paper, makes ya look at the turd to make sure it fell out ur ass and that you did not dream it...Or the one where you have to jump in the shower because you wiped 100 times and still getting poooo on the paper........damn it ... best ones are where ya fart and shit ur self ...I love them...esp when sitting naked on the couch and shit the couch
socaliboy
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You're using the sharp end of the woodchuck? Flip it, so you'll be doing the "bawlin'". Chuck that varmint some wood! cn
AltarNation
Well-Known Member
wtf you talkin bout dude? He made his money by being a fucking fake ass clone of survivorman. Dude's a faaaaaake, okay? better term than loser?