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Beansly

RIU Bulldog
Some interesting facts about Bear Grylls:



He sounds like the real deal to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Grylls
I know man. A quick wiki search on him will tell you hes for real. I like this one;
[h=3][/h] Three years later, he led a team of five, including his childhood friend, SAS colleague, and Mount Everest climbing partner Mick Crosthwaite, on the first unassisted crossing of the north Atlantic Arctic Ocean, in an open rigid inflatable boat. Suffering weeks of frozen spray and icebergs, battling force 8 gale winds, hypothermia, and storms in an eleven-metre-long boat through some of the most treacherous stretches of water in the world including the Labrador Sea, the Denmark Strait, and the stretch made famous by The Perfect Storm, Grylls and his team were just barely able to finish the journey from Halifax, Nova Scotia to John o' Groats, Scotland.



I don't know. "Shit" happens I guess. lol!:grin:
wakka wakka wakka!
 

doc111

Well-Known Member
I know man. A quick wiki search on him will tell you hes for real. I like this one;
Three years later, he led a team of five, including his childhood friend, SAS colleague, and Mount Everest climbing partner Mick Crosthwaite, on the first unassisted crossing of the north Atlantic Arctic Ocean, in an open rigid inflatable boat. Suffering weeks of frozen spray and icebergs, battling force 8 gale winds, hypothermia, and storms in an eleven-metre-long boat through some of the most treacherous stretches of water in the world including the Labrador Sea, the Denmark Strait, and the stretch made famous by The Perfect Storm, Grylls and his team were just barely able to finish the journey from Halifax, Nova Scotia to John o' Groats, Scotland.





wakka wakka wakka!
I think I might just get me one of these! :mrgreen:





http://www.gosale.com/5729300/gerber-bear-grylls-survival


Do you remember the "Rambo" survival knives? They actually had sutures! Fucking SUTURES!!!!!! I know how to do sutures, but I ain't doing them on myself! lmfao!!!!!!!!!:lol:
 

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
I think I might just get me one of these! :mrgreen:





http://www.gosale.com/5729300/gerber-bear-grylls-survival


Do you remember the "Rambo" survival knives? They actually had sutures! Fucking SUTURES!!!!!! I know how to do sutures, but I ain't doing them on myself! lmfao!!!!!!!!!:lol:
Nah man, I don't remeber the Rambo knoife but it sounds like I'm gonna have to gets me one lol
And actually, I was looking at this one, but only cause it looks cool :lol: For all practical purposes I should probably geet the other one huh? :lol:

I don't think Gerber would put their name on something if it was a piece of shit.
 

doc111

Well-Known Member
Nah man, I don't remeber the Rambo knoife but it sounds like I'm gonna have to gets me one lol
And actually, I was looking at this one

I don't think Gerber would put their name on something if it was a piece of shit.
Now THAT is a knife!!!!! lol!:o

He's banking isn't he? He has a pocket knife, a survival knife, a survival kit, and now a machete???? Fucking sweet!!!!! I may get the whole collection! Hehe! :cool:
 

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
Now THAT is a knife!!!!! lol!:o

He's banking isn't he? He has a pocket knife, a survival knife, a survival kit, and now a machete???? Fucking sweet!!!!! I may get the whole collection! Hehe! :cool:
He call it a 'parang' pretty friggin' shweet is what Icall it. and the cool thing about it too is that it's gotten good reviews.
He ain't stupid. He's pulling very penny out of his time in the lime light hehe. Next thing you know he'll have his own cooking show. That or one of those early morning talk-shows all the fat housewives watch. lol
 

doc111

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He call it a 'parang' pretty friggin' shweet is what Icall it. and the cool thing about it too is that it's gotten good reviews.
He ain't stupid. He's pulling very penny out of his time in the lime light hehe. Next thing you know he'll have his own cooking show. That or one of those early morning talk-shows all the fat housewives watch. lol
Talk show FTW!!!!!!!! Can you imagine what a morning "The View" style of talk show with him as the host would be like? Or a cooking show where he cooks lizards and bugs and shit! I would definitely tune in!bongsmilie
 

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
Talk show FTW!!!!!!!! Can you imagine what a morning "The View" style of talk show with him as the host would be like? Or a cooking show where he cooks lizards and bugs and shit! I would definitely tune in!bongsmilie
"Everybody check under you chairs...everyone in the audience gets----- A NEW PARANG!!"

yeah, I'd watch. :mrgreen:
 
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