I'm aiming for butt secks tonight

I have the same napkin holder as you…


As for the steaks, well, they look good for meat eaters, but I like mine a bit more well done and waaaaay smaller (steaks that is) Red meat makes me lethargic… You better start flirting with your wife now. For women it's all about the build up. Sex starts in the brain for us….


Happy Birthday man!

am i allowed to ask your age mister ?

what with the laws and shit .

34 today

get off RIU and fuck your ass in the wife and report back

alcohol said:

get off RIU and fuck your ass in the wife and report back

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Fucking my ass in the wife sounds VERY tempting, but now we both need to smoke....


Dick that is... Or at least one of us does

alcohol said:

get off RIU and fuck your ass in the wife and report back

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i know right lol

she be like " wtf u doing stud on that damn pc!! "


I'll fucking start without you lol

Gary Goodson said:

@Singlemalt check this out brother
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I'd have steaks with you anytime; I can smell it here

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Niggs....
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What do you need the wrenches for, is she that tight?

Gary Goodson said:

@Singlemalt check this out brother
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Holy shit dude those look awesome!

aha the day after anal steak eating activity..... Interesting me thinks correct

Gary Goodson said:

Its my birffday and instead of having the Mrs's cook diner for me I'm making us big ass steaks on the grill with a loaded baked potato and a wedge salad(in hopes I can wedge my wiener in her ass) tonight
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I'll keep yall updating on my ass play adventures.. err uh, I mean kitchen adventures

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Sorry I missed the dinner and your Birfday Gary,,,hope ya got what ya wanted man,,,Cheers and Happy Belated Birfday man

Keep on Growin

HoLE

Gary Goodson said:

Fucking my ass in the wife sounds VERY tempting, but now we both need to smoke....


Dick that is... Or at least one of us does

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Happy birthday, that dinner looked GREAT! I hope everyone survived the alkaline tide with eyes open for the evening's festivities.

bu$hleaguer said:

What do you need the wrenches for, is she that tight?

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That's funny, I used them to tighten my blade on my skill saw so I could cut some logs of Apple wood and hickory for the steaks. I grilled them over a wood fire

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes.

@HoLE I still have about 8-9 beers from yesterday so I'm about to get started again. My birthday celebration last till this weekend!

And for the record I missed my target... She passed out

Damn you got me hungry for steaks now. Friday night I'll grill em up and go for the butthole after.

bu$hleaguer said:

Damn you got me hungry for steaks now. Friday night I'll grill em up and go for the butthole after.

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yea always eat good food before doing anything

Gary Goodson said:

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes.

@HoLE I still have about 8-9 beers from yesterday so I'm about to get started again. My birthday celebration last till this weekend!

And for the record I missed my target... She passed out

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lol,,,I had 8-9 beers this morning and already did a beer run,,you late mista,,Happy B-Day

Keep on Growin <----get it

HoLE

Ive driven 2500 km to get 4 cases of my favourite beer, Just trying to show off how big an idiot i am, thought this seemed like the right thread.
Happy Birthday man!

KLITE said:

Ive driven 2500 km to get 4 cases of my favourite beer, Just trying to show off how big an idiot i am, thought this seemed like the right thread.
Happy Birthday man!

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But no lentils bro, this is for blue steaks and failed butt secks Beer fits