I'm aiming for butt secks tonight

ODanksta

ODanksta

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Gary Goodson said:
Fuck'n Danksta, you would like my big ass steak thread nig. You can take the @ODanksta outta Texas, but you can't take the Texas outta Odanksta!
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Colorado sucks for meat. Even though I live in a Cow town. You can't find any brisket, pork belly or decent steak cuts around my area. Not to mention there is no fucking wood to even smoke with..

Guess I'll have to pot stems next time I smoke meat..

So is today or yesterday your birthday..
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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ODanksta said:
Colorado sucks for meat. Even though I live in a Cow town. You can't find any brisket, pork belly or decent steak cuts around my area. Not to mention there is no fucking wood to even smoke with..

Guess I'll have to pot stems next time I smoke meat..

So is today or yesterday your birthday..
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It's on Friday. I just came back from the store with a brisket for this weekend and you already know, I've got oak, pecan, Apple, mesquite, and hickory to pick from. I might go with hickory and a small chunk of Pecan for this weekend.
 
ODanksta

ODanksta

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Gary Goodson said:
It's on Friday. I just came back from the store with a brisket for this weekend and you already know, I've got oak, pecan, Apple, mesquite, and hickory to pick from. I might go with hickory and a small chunk of Pecan for this weekend.
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There is no good Mexican food either. You would think there would be Taqueria everywhere with the Hispanic population being 50%.. I haven't been able to find one yet. Everything is fake tex mex
 
Unclebaldrick

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ODanksta said:
There is no good Mexican food either. You would think there would be Taqueria everywhere with the Hispanic population being 50%.. I haven't been able to find one yet. Everything is fake tex mex
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Told ya. Imagine wanting good Thai food or Middle Eastern.

For that rent? If I am going to get shitty Mexican and Thai I should be paying half that.
 
tyler.durden

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Flagg420 said:
Took my girl to fucking Paris for our honeymoon... that was the deal... Paris... butt sex.

Paris, London, Vienna, Rome, Venice, back to London........... still no butt sex.

To all single men, never get married, its the only time someone can use false advertising, and bait and switch, while making false claims........ and you can't do anything about it.

GFs give blowjobs. Wives get the dick wet for a few seconds.
GFS do anal. Wives schedule sex like a chore, or allowance.
GFs fuck in multiple positions, places, and styles... Wives lay there and allow you to fuck them.

Been 3 damn years and I am still witing for her to make good on her end of the deal... And after just shy of 14 years of faithful monogamy, I fucking feel like I earned reward, ya know? Chicks don't get how easy it is to cheat, or how strong the desire can be, men deserve a pat on the back for remaining monogamous, (against all nature tell them....)
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Scientists have discovered a substance that, when consumed by women, reduces the sex drive by 90%. They call this substance Wedding Cake...

Be wary of the 3 Rings of Marriage: First comes the engagement ring. Then comes the wedding ring. Finally, the suffering...
 
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whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Flagg420 said:
Took my girl to fucking Paris for our honeymoon... that was the deal... Paris... butt sex.

Paris, London, Vienna, Rome, Venice, back to London........... still no butt sex.

To all single men, never get married, its the only time someone can use false advertising, and bait and switch, while making false claims........ and you can't do anything about it.

GFs give blowjobs. Wives get the dick wet for a few seconds.
GFS do anal. Wives schedule sex like a chore, or allowance.
GFs fuck in multiple positions, places, and styles... Wives lay there and allow you to fuck them.

Been 3 damn years and I am still witing for her to make good on her end of the deal... And after just shy of 14 years of faithful monogamy, I fucking feel like I earned reward, ya know? Chicks don't get how easy it is to cheat, or how strong the desire can be, men deserve a pat on the back for remaining monogamous, (against all nature tell them....)
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I can't agree. Been with mine for 14 years. Got three kids. Got a great sex life. Still get blow jobs and occasional anal. I make sure my wife cums every time and she does the same for me. I can still make her cum hard enough to cry.

Lack of a good sex life is something wrong and never understood the jokes about being married and no sex.

Figure it out. Sweep her off her feet again.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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whitebb2727 said:
I can't agree. Been with mine for 14 years. Got three kids. Got a great sex life. Still get blow jobs and occasional anal. I make sure my wife cums every time and she does the same for me. I can still make her cum hard enough to cry.

Lack of a good sex life is something wrong and never understood the jokes about being married and no sex.

Figure it out. Sweep her off her feet again.
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Good for you, bro! Ime, your situation runs true if the wife is below a 7 hot. I have a few friends who have rather homely or overweight wives that LOVE sex, and subsequently they have great sex lives. The problem seems to occur when they're above and 8 hot, then it's always the way Flagg described. Both of my wives were knockouts, Victoria Secret type ladies, and I ended up in Flagg's situation. The situation of the few friends I have with really hot wives seems to be similar. I'm sure you did it right and your wife is hot and loves sex, does she have any sisters?
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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tyler.durden said:
Good for you, bro! Ime, your situation runs true if the wife is below a 7 hot. I have a few friends who have rather homely or overweight wives that LOVE sex, and subsequently they have great sex lives. The problem seems to occur when they're above and 8 hot, then it's always the way Flagg described. Both of my wives were knockouts, Victoria Secret type ladies, and I ended up in Flagg's situation. The situation of the few friends I have with really hot wives seems to be similar. I'm sure you did it right and your wife is hot and loves sex, does she have any sisters?
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One sister. She is married. Lol.

I guess that makes sense. My wife, I would put right around that mark. She is a little over weight. She has lost it a couple times.

To me what's inside has always been more important. I would rather be with someone a little homely and have a fun life than be with a knockout and be miserable.

I can honestly say my wife is my best friend. She is my soulmate. We do everything together.
 
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