I'm extremely sexually frustrated!!!!

ca$hcropper

Active Member
Oh...oh that's funny....u know what that makes me think of...even though u r here u never believe you're parents did that....GROSS!
The parents not as gross as your grandparents, I mean let's be honest doesn't everyone wanna be fucking/getting fucked even if your old?

Not good thoughts but reality haha
 

april

Pickle Queen
The parents not as gross as your grandparents, I mean let's be honest doesn't everyone wanna be fucking/getting fucked even if your old?

Not good thoughts but reality haha
hahahahahaha dude i have cousins that work in nuring homes, viagara and astro glide are always being ordered ;)
 

eye exaggerate

Well-Known Member
hahahahahaha dude i have cousins that work in nuring homes, viagara and astro glide are always being ordered ;)
Pre-viagra joke:

...an elderly couple get remarried. At the end of the night, the new old husband walks out of the bathroom to find his new old bride standing on her head naked by a wall in the bedroom. "Sweetie?" he asks... "what are you doing standing on your head?" The sweet old lady says "well, I figured if you couldn't get it up, at least you could drop it in"... :)
 

april

Pickle Queen
Pre-viagra joke:

...an elderly couple get remarried. At the end of the night, the new old husband walks out of the bathroom to find his new old bride standing on her head naked by a wall in the bedroom. "Sweetie?" he asks... "what are you doing standing on your head?" The sweet old lady says "well, I figured if you couldn't get it up, at least you could drop it in"... :)
BAHAHAHAHAHA ok that made me put down my bong and seriously LMFAO
 

Sandbagger

New Member
So Ethel and Harold are an old couple in a nursing home. For his birthday Ethel is going to give him some. Right before she jumps into bed she remembers her heart condition and says" remember Harold. I have acute angina". Harold replies" Well I sure hope so because those tits look like shit".
 

april

Pickle Queen
So Ethel and Harold are an old couple in a nursing home. For his birthday Ethel is going to give him some. Right before she jumps into bed she remembers her heart condition and says" remember Harold. I have acute angina". Harold replies" Well I sure hope so because those tits look like shit".
LOL old men are dirty, i've been told that some old guy will purposely not go poopy for a few days to received an enema, my cousin claims the one guy does this weekly, seems the back door manipulation is his only remaining "activation button " lol
 

Sandbagger

New Member
LOL old men are dirty, i've been told that some old guy will purposely not go poopy for a few days to received an enema, my cousin claims the one guy does this weekly, seems the back door manipulation is his only remaining "activation button " lol
Up until you said that I had no fear of getting old, but now.......
 

Orithil

Well-Known Member
My dick won't work against me, we're good friends like that. I don't put him in situations he shouldn't be in and in return he stays healthy and strong.
 

Sandbagger

New Member
Those B's will get longer and the hole will dry up. Either sex will have to give it up eventually. I just didn't like the idea of the enima or ass-play,lol.
 

buddha webb

New Member
Arrive Bangkok International Airport,get taxi to Sukhumvit Rd,Soi 4 Nana Plaza,step out of taxi,try not have sex with the 30,000 fit Asian girls offering themselves to you,,if you can,,your gay...




oh yeah, I have a pretty hot roommate...nice ass...but she's asian and I'm not racist (anymore) but asian chicks just don't do anything for me. Believe me, I've thought about it. Not recently though. But she's also like mildly challanged....like....idk won't get into it. But yeah that's basically not an option what so ever. Just checked out the fleshlight and it's like 70 bucks. Fuck that. Really don't know what to do.
 

Perfextionist420

Well-Known Member
Arrive Bangkok International Airport,get taxi to Sukhumvit Rd,Soi 4 Nana Plaza,step out of taxi,try not have sex with the 30,000 fit Asian girls offering themselves to you,,if you can,,your gay...
I've got a thing for cute Asian girls especially with tattoos. *grabs 36 pack of condoms and runs to airport*
 
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