i'm gonna kill WASPs

Fungus Gnat said:

Well that's an emu, I got attacked by one at a mexican zoo once, long story.

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Yeah I was gonna say you haven't been hurt until a Swan has taken exception to you, they make geese cry like bitches. But you are right it's emu for the win, almost forgot that. Thanks that could have been ugly. I'd have repped you but you know.... back to smokin' under the bleachers bye...

blow marijuana on them

I'm pretty sure I can knock a bird out with 1 punch!!

Don't forget cassowaries...those 5 inch dagger claws

First, I would have dressed up some bees as wasps, and sent them in Undercover to get them out.

But murder is cool too...

DonAlejandroVega said:

peacocks are the best guard birds, but are loud at times.

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scary

Them damn wasps, constantly nagging me.

I am not allergic to wasps or bees and the likes, they do knock knots when they hit me, but the injury sustained while evading them is where the real ass whoopin' takes place.

A small knot and a couple of hours of discomfort......, naw...., hell no, lets run head long into a door jamb and tear a limb outa socket and relocate what is left just to avoid one!

Fuckin Wasps

Peace

Asmallvoice

Commander Strax said:

scary

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lol.......I said "guard," not "attack."

UncleBuck said:

just cleared it all out and cleaned it all out. gonna use old cat carriers for their nesting boxes. there's even a tall dog crate in there in case some of them want to perch.

just gotta cut the chicken door tomorrow, build a run, and staple the chicken wire over it.

can't forget to lay down some nice straw for the little fuckers too.

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My friend bought 6 baby chicks for his young daughter to raise, of course he did all the work.

if was funny how these chickens became more like pets than domestic livestock, as they would follow my buddy around the farm...he would pick them up and pet them

anyhow... they produced more eggs than his family of 4 could consume

I try not to kill anything. But I'll murder the fuck outta shit that flies and stings.

Yeah, fu#k those white anglo-saxon protestants!.....oh wait, are talking about the insects?

DonAlejandroVega said:

peacocks are the best guard birds, but are loud at times.

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We had peacocks. Not only are they LOUD, but they shit all over everything. They roost on your roof and shit down the side of it. wasn't good