im not a stranger!!

im not a stranger!! 25 posts! and im super baked, just polished off two brownies and about three bong packs......<<this guy rocks!

hey, i know you. can you try and roll this for me please? i having a bad day. thanks.

What's up man, I've seen quite a few post by you it'll take the stranger away in a little while just keep doing your thing and next thing you know you look up and booyah it changed on ya.

Yeah I'm high too I just tore up a POT PIE their the shit 30 minute in the oven and you got heaven on a plate! LOL you know I'm high

Peace
K-town

Hellz yeah bro, i think around 50 posts your status changes.

I was stoned a few hours ago, started to bake some cookies then got impatient and took em out early. Nothing like a blob of choclately goo you can scrape off and eat with a spatula. LOL.

--Masterchafed

Masterchafed said:

Hellz yeah bro, i think around 50 posts your status changes.

I was stoned a few hours ago, started to bake some cookies then got impatient and took em out early. Nothing like a blob of choclately goo you can scrape off and eat with a spatula. LOL.

--Masterchafed

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ok, that's stoned. hahahahahaa

Yeah man you were stoned for real, couldn't even wait for the cookies to get done man you were probably juggling hot cookie dough between your hands just to eat it ( that makes an amusing picture in my head LOL ).

But yeah hope they were good! Hey I got some blue cookies maybe I'll bake a couple of them suckers. ( their suppose to be for kids but me and my 5 year old nephew eat them all the time together ).

peace
k-town

Yeah, i was fuct up, but it was all good. The gooey cookie dough, which was hot as hell, was pretty fuckin awesome if I say so myself. I ate a few globs of it and put the rest in the fridge for a few minutes. Yum. LOL

you can microwave it and have cookie dough soup.

:O. I might do that next time i get baked. lol

Yeah I just popped in some smurf cookies( blue cookies) and they should be done in like 8 minutes in the mean time I am going to smoke a bowl and get high so high or maybe I should wait till after I'm done eating them so I don't bring my high down none but fuck it I'll just smoke another bowl if I need to.

I got the munchies

peace
k-town

lol. Stir fried rice always solves the munchies for me, and its hella easy to make too if you know how. Cheers.

--Masterchafed

How do you make stir fryed rice man?

Doesn't sound too bad might have to go pick up some shit to make some tommorrow.

peace
k-town

first, cook about a cup of regular white rice (i'll leave you to figure this one out).

Next, you want to heat a pan up really nice and hot. Pour just enough vegetable oil into the bottom of the pan to coat the entire bottom of the pan.

Third you will want to crack an egg in the pan and scramble it (no extra ingredients, just the egg) until the whole egg is cooked and scrambled. (it shouldn't be in a big lump either, just little lumps of scrambled eggs).

Pour your rice into the pan and add a little bit (3 or so tablespoons) of sesame seed oil. Now you will want to stir it, and dont stop stirring it until the sesame seed oil has pretty much coated all the rice and eggs.

Now crack another egg ontop of the rice, stir this in with the rice until all the eggs are cooked and there is no more liquid egg, its all solid.

Lastly, you want to add a bit of regular soy sauce and some dark soy sauce (i dont have dark soy sauce, so i just pour extra regular soy sauce ) until it is coated all the rice and eggs.

Put on plate, in a bow, or whatever and enjoy. cheers.

Man that sounds like the shit for real! I got to go get some ingredients for this tommorrow let's see I got eggs, soy sauce ( not dark ), and vegetable oil!

So that leaves white rice , dark soy sauce, and sesame seed oil for my grocery list

Thanks for the recipe man, not really that good of cook ( well actually it's more like I just don't know what ingredients and how to cook shit but once I'm shown or told once I get it and it instantly becomes part of my mental recipe book) Finaaly got my cookies and they were the bomb except I dropped one and that was a bummer

Thanks again man,

peace
k-town

no prob bro, i know how it feels to have the insatiable muncies, nothin like stir fried rice to settle that hunger. cheers bro.

Hey congrats man... i remember what I was no longer a stranger (way back... like last week...)

so do you guys like cooking when you're stoned? I've gotten ripped and made some random shit... like a rack of lamb... my family came home and were like wtf? I didn't have an explanation.

But BBQ man, that shit is fun when you're real stoned... just don't hurt yourself or under cook shit, cus its realllly easy to do, lol.

I love cooking period. I cook everything, so yeah, cooking stoned rules.

at least it wasnt "Do you know me Again"

Theres nothing like cooking with terrible munchies, not only does it speed up the process, its also mota-vating and stimulates my creativity

do you know that crock pot comes in handy. i paid about $20 something for it. got it to make cannabutter. it came with a little recipe book. that led to online recipe searches. i've only had it a month or 2 but i've made: carnitas, polynesian pork, pork short ribs, and i have many more lined up. you just throw it all in. turn it on in the morning. come back at dinner time and grab a plate. done. so good.
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