I'm so very very sorry you feel that way...

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Now I have to fill one out on Mainy. Not only did he hurt my feelings, it actually hurt when he stepped on me:cry:
Alright, I can help you with this...

1. Which ear was the hurtfulness spoken into?
2. Did you require a tissue for your tears?
3. Did you sustain permanent feeling damage?
 
Hello all!

I hope that in my postings I never ever say anything that would harm or damage any of your delicate sensibilities.

Buuuuuut if (by happenstance) I do happen to offend, please accept my humblest apologies.

Here is a "Hurt Feels Report", please fill it out and get it back to me at your earliest convenience. I will try to correct myself in the future.

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So basically what your saying is:
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Hello all!

I hope that in my postings I never ever say anything that would harm or damage any of your delicate sensibilities.

Buuuuuut if (by happenstance) I do happen to offend, please accept my humblest apologies.

Here is a "Hurt Feels Report", please fill it out and get it back to me at your earliest convenience. I will try to correct myself in the future.

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I don't know what you are talking about and my feelings haven't been hurt but FUCK YOU very much from all of the people whose feelings you have so thoughtlessly trampled on, cunt.
 
In middle school and high school there was a campaign called "mediation" we had to follow...

1. I feel ______

2. When you_____

3. I would like _____

Pretty sure it made pussies out of everyone.
Mediation never worked for me because I would answer like this

1. I feel "horny and my wang starts to tingle"

2. When you "rub my Johnson or touch my ballz"

3. I would like "you to suck my ballz while stroking my dick"

True story, I was always in trouble at school for shit like that



Happy 420:bigjoint:
 
Mediation never worked for me because I would answer like this

1. I feel "horny and my wang starts to tingle"

2. When you "rub my Johnson or touch my ballz"

3. I would like "you to suck my ballz while stroking my dick"

True story, I was always in trouble at school for shit like that



Happy 420:bigjoint:
hahahahahahahah

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Teachers must laugh their ASSES off at shit like that!
 
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