TrynaGroSumShyt
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that depressed me...why..if i might..
impress me for free glass
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that depressed me...why..if i might..
Spoon420
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that it is
problemchild170
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has a winner been picked yet
TheDemocrat
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What impresses me the most is that you have not burned your house down yet.
heathaa
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well fdd ill tell ya this. all i can say is ive been with my fianc'e since high school we have two kids together. she cheated on me a few years ago and it ripped me apart, after finding out she gave me an STD for cheating i still stayed. i decided to stay in the relationship and make it work. i work everyday. its hard to work because i have crooked hips and my spine is all messed up.i have osteoarthritis whiplash, my tailbone is out of shape cuz it was broken in 5 places. i have 7 bulged discs c1 throu c3 and l1 through l4. i also have nerve problems from my spine. and i also have muscular problems cuz my spine isnt straight.even with all that wrong i still work in a cabinet shop, i work with a friend doing water treatment, and i work with a guy who buys and sells on ebay and storage auctions and so on.ive had one day off this month because i work 8 to 14 hours a day since i moved. i take care of my kids beyond what i ever had as a child. and luckily i got weed cuz my back is in so much pain i cant sit up straight. but i will do it again tomorrow because i want my kids to have everything i didnt have.
Red Icarus
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a friend bet that i couldnt make acronym poetry of of some words he chose. this was one for the word "mississippi"
Midnight
inferno,
southern
solar
illumination,
sharp
sparks of
immolation
pointedly
pierce the
iodine.
i cheated a bit at the end with the "the". it works without it but sounds better with.
it's about stars.
Midnight
inferno,
southern
solar
illumination,
sharp
sparks of
immolation
pointedly
pierce the
iodine.
i cheated a bit at the end with the "the". it works without it but sounds better with.
it's about stars.
Johnny Retro
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I have to say this should take the cake
619SixFour
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X2 I'll tell you what FDD if you pick him I will also send him a Herb-Iron so he could smoke without butane, and with some of your beautiful glass. What do ya say?
desirethefire
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I'm pretty good with a yoyo... I used to compete in state and regional contests and have placed in the top 3 in allot of them. I'll shoot a video in the next day or so to show you.
AdamQball
Member
Here is something to f&#k with your head
3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS
> > $30
> > SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM.
> > A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS
> > ONLY $25 SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH
> > $5.
> > ON THE WAY THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5
> > EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE
> > OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF.
> > THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A
> > TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29.
> > WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?
3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS
> > $30
> > SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM.
> > A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS
> > ONLY $25 SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH
> > $5.
> > ON THE WAY THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5
> > EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE
> > OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF.
> > THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A
> > TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29.
> > WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?
canny79
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A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
Dr. Greenhorn
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pretty cool dude, it does fuck with your head
Dr. Greenhorn
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lol! I'm sure everyone knows that!
it's the structure of the sentencing that makes it fuck with your head.
it's the structure of the sentencing that makes it fuck with your head.
acidbox420
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Once upon a time there was a bear and a bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in the long grass.
When Winter came the Bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little Bee will share some of his honey with me'. But the Bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease
When Winter came the Bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little Bee will share some of his honey with me'. But the Bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease
old gimp
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Hey FFD
I lurk everyday For My first post just unable to post as often as I would like.
I smoked my first joint in the 8th grade. That was in 1960 , 50 years ago so for my Golden Anniversary still dancing with MaryJane shoot me some glass. Ive used everything from jars, cans, toilet paper rolls, every type of pipe made from everything but glass. Give the old man a trill.
I lurk everyday For My first post just unable to post as often as I would like.
I smoked my first joint in the 8th grade. That was in 1960 , 50 years ago so for my Golden Anniversary still dancing with MaryJane shoot me some glass. Ive used everything from jars, cans, toilet paper rolls, every type of pipe made from everything but glass. Give the old man a trill.
Spoon420
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the first half of this is pretty funny then it gets kinda lame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjV5KG1imoI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjV5KG1imoI
Psychedelics and Chronic
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Just some pictures I drew or made on computer
My favorite is the Chicago Bears Grateful Dead bear
My favorite is the Chicago Bears Grateful Dead bear
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