StonedFarmer
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You are a genius.
Is it gay that I dream about you guys?
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Gary Goodson
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You ever been locked up and had a dream that you were at your grandmas house, eating tamales? Then you wake up and you're in jail! Nobody better fuck with me on that day.
Same thing when I had a dream that sunshines glorious jizz was all over my face and right as I started to lick the jizz off my fingers I woke up!!
Ended up getting fired that day because some chick name Liz walked in. Sounded too much like jizz. I screamed fuck you liz! It was still early so I left and went to the donut shop. Bought up all the eclairs, went home and squeezed them all over my face to reenact my dream.
I sat there crying and licking the eclair cream off my fingers till I fell asleep...
I woke up the next morning without sunshines jizz or any eclair cream on my face. It was like some semen filled gay homo erotic inception type dream.
It sucked.
Same thing when I had a dream that sunshines glorious jizz was all over my face and right as I started to lick the jizz off my fingers I woke up!!
Ended up getting fired that day because some chick name Liz walked in. Sounded too much like jizz. I screamed fuck you liz! It was still early so I left and went to the donut shop. Bought up all the eclairs, went home and squeezed them all over my face to reenact my dream.
I sat there crying and licking the eclair cream off my fingers till I fell asleep...
I woke up the next morning without sunshines jizz or any eclair cream on my face. It was like some semen filled gay homo erotic inception type dream.
It sucked.
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Blue Wizard
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Doing better. Still pretty weak, not just from the surgery but I also didn't eat for like 11 days straight. Some days I couldn't drink water either, just had me hooked to the IV.
srh88
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that was amazing
StonedFarmer
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**hugs**
StonedFarmer
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mr sunshine
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I'm 0 and 2 in my fantasy football league, you guys have missed so much. Before I go I wanted to say FUCK THE NINERS AND THE THE COWBOYS.. romos done to the max, cut that fragile muthafucker, made in china ass bitch....
@StonedFarmer prepare your fuck hole, daddys coming home.
@StonedFarmer prepare your fuck hole, daddys coming home.
tyler.durden
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That was no dream, bro. I was on my way to a costume party and didn't have my bow with me. You looked good, I couldn't help myself. Rape my ass, it ain't rape when I'm not moving and you're thrusting backward...
StonedFarmer
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Still losing at fantasy sports.
You know I think we had a bet on themsbgames.
Letbme sit in this chair. Your aerobics classes better have made a difference!
srh88
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Gary Goodson
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You're right! When he broke his back his feet came off the turf and I saw a little gold sticker on the bottom of his cleats
Should've said "bitch made in China"
tangerinegreen555
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go eagles!!!!!
Right AFTER this weekend.
srh88
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going to destroy the steelers this weekend
tyler.durden
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go eagles!!!!!
I'd hit it...
srh88
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Gary Goodson
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Yea, but would you or Tyler go down on her before she stood up?i would too..
See, that's what makes me a special kinda guy!
srh88
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tangerinegreen555
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I ain't sayin' nothin except...
if you cover Antonio Brown, 2 other guys will be open...
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