Is it weird i want to become a cop????

mr.swishas&herb

Active Member
If you are on this site it is probably because you are growing pot...plenty of money in such a business therefore there should be no reason to become a cop unless you like getting paid to enforce marijuana laws that we all know are bullshit.

therefore i would say yes, it is strange that you want to become a cop.
 

blazin256

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whatever dude, im done with this thread and with you. i voice an opinion and you result to elementary schoolyard babble. your own words make your points invalid. 'till the next time....
 

Kodank Moment

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Apologies for the direct insults. You gotta remeber i don't have buds to level my head out when it gets all full of steam. Plus im italian. Volatile combination.
 

VansStoner1748

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Like i said before this thread is two years old, Do i still want to be a cop, sure. Will i go to school and stop growing my herb and quit smoking weed to become a cop, maybe someday. I always thought that it was DEA that really tryd to put a stop on the growing not cops. never really thought about that though.
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
it would highly impossible to smoke and be a cop as my aunt is, and they do regular drug testing
 

ExistentialToker

Active Member
gonna go at everybody but yourself
till the world looks the way you want it
you think your special, think you can help
got an answer to every question
but when it comes to other information
you aint seem to have no retention
you aint retain shit, your lame shit,
you need to take that ego and get the fuck rid of it
cause it brings you bullshit like this,
riles people up and gets em fuckin pissed!
you fucked with the wrong mother fucker
now just sit your ignant ass down there in that chair
and listen to this shit im about to fuckin spit

i dont give a fuck about grammar
i dont care how my words look
i flow of my dome and it dont change when i go home
when im not rappin its the same way so dont get me wrong
ill fuckin blaze through your mind faster than the thc comin thru this joint of mine
middle class fuck i dont think your gettin me
im from michigan close to the fuckin d
could give a fuck where your from
but you can get the fuck from round here the way you talkin to me
and your veiws on police? how many more clues do i need
i bet you live in a suburban populus
where within, my hood, yall never heard of us
ignant as shit like what im sayin to you came from the same place
your a fuckin disgrace, must be where ya head is cause i cant see ya face
talkin so much shit to begin wit, then come to find out its on the internet
for real dawg,? you need a life get wit that
i aint quittin on you till you quit on me
the last post of yours, blabber, couldnt even read
haha, and for my grammar, you was comin at me?
half the shit i skimmed was you just fuckin repeatin
youd be a good pig on the fuckin beat,
they notorious when it comes to stealin
i aint even live in a city and we still call it dirty
i prefer it out here though i never see the fuckin police
on the edge of town, we gotta come through
doin shit i shouldnt even have to think ta do,
bout to be in town,
take off ya hoodies and ya fitteds too!
slouch in ya seat and pretend ya 82,
maybe this time they wont fuck with you.
thinkn all this shit on my daily routine,
spose to be protectin me
but as of lately
i dont think they even on the same team
gettin pulled over sun in my eyes goin down barely,
just like my windows cause im broke like my ride, feel me
finally rolled down,
ya partna shinin a spot light on me like im a crime scene
shit im not but ill tell you one thing, i can make one
you keep flashin that flashlight at my things you wont ever be seen
i aint tryna be mean, i just dont submit to your authority
nor the idea of your pig ass being above me.
treatin me with stupidity, step outside the car,
'where the fuck you takin me'
locked up in the back,
seats plastic, shits whack,
5 minutes ago i was blazin a blunt
feelin fuckin fantastic
cops flicked the lights
fully knowin my rights
before the back door slams
i yell out wit all of my might
the fuck you doin searchin my shit
i never gave you consent
then the door closes
just like my mouth
but it wasnt my choice, they forced it
sittin in the back callin bullshit,
mother fuckers barely found a dime
how fuckin stupid you feelin now
suspecting me of commitin a crime
pullin me over, come to find out you aint got shit to write on that paper
still i found my self in court
locked in a room, table in front me, seated starin down some mother fucker
try tellin this dude where the cops went wrong,
even admitted my guilt,
but this guy didnt give a shit,
throwin out a sob story tryna get me to plea
talkin bout his daughter dyin cause of drunk drivin
thinkin hes gonna hit me hard and teach me a lesson
bitch i dont give a fuck about your daughter,
ill dig up her corpse, rape her body twice
then ill take all the jewels you strapped on her during her life like ice,
paid for by the lives of those you took to make the system run smoothly
you could give a fuck about justice and you could give a fuck about peace
just move em in and out quickly get em arraigned, sentenced and fined
cause you dont give a fuck selfish prick all you care about is whats mine
whats yours, never seen such selfishness
bout as selfish as the death penality
but here we go
2 of listenin just got offeneded cause none of us can fuckin agree
thats because there is no wrong and right
i was gonna come up in here and rap about my plight
all the fucked up cops ive had to deal wit in my life
like when they followed me weeks str8 and i hadda call to fight
yeah, fuck that though
we got enough examples
its just a few samples
ignorant to think the ones commanded to protect em
could never do no harm to anyone and all they do is solve trouble..
go head and hate on every bar i dropped
but you aint me, aint seen what ive seen
aint my fault your cops so clean
nor is it yours mine need some simple green,
but trust me theres shit you aint know,
shit you aint seen
so stop talkin ignorance
and misinformation
step back second glance
find recognition....
 

ExistentialToker

Active Member
dude smo seriously, im tryna sit here stoned like im sposed to be, dont fuck up my threads, by commenting them and making me think something important was said... who the fuck are you anyways? light a spliff shut up and listen or fuck off.
 

Alphaape

Member
Ya I wouldn't make it my lifes goal but it'd be fun for a like 2 years.



Well isn't that mighty ignorant of you.
I wouldn't say mighty ignorant I would say freedom of speech coupled with the experience of police and what they stand for. Cops have become way to rogue with little to no accountability. Constantly harassing the people who actually are law abiding citizens, shooting people on whim and police brutality is what the cops have become. So in the end the saying goes the only good cop is a dead cop!!!!
 

Benassi

Well-Known Member
dude smo seriously, im tryna sit here stoned like im sposed to be, dont fuck up my threads, by commenting them and making me think something important was said... who the fuck are you anyways? light a spliff shut up and listen or fuck off.
Oh, this is your thread? I was under the impression Van started it. But what do I know? :roll:
 

AKRevo47

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Being a cop would be a cool job, chasing down people, beating ass, and arresting shitbags and getting to do something different everyday, BUT you have to be a cop. :( No thanks!
 

IOWNEVERY1

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yeah um, NWA inspired one of the biggest movements ever here in DETROIT michigan where the ARMY was called in, over free expression, when you sign up to be a cop your no longer a person, because you cannot take seriously any judgments passed upon you, because really people are passing judgment on an institution as whole. a person convicted of a crime in cali and faced with bogus charges, maybe even assaulted by the pigs, then let go, they are gonna of course anywhere they go have a fucking preconceived notion of what your about in their minds to them atleast, when they see your badge and uniform. its like joining an inner national army and your enemies are the ones youve lived amongst your whole life, everyone around you, your outnumbered and you better take a day off when the technology fails or the next blackout hits cause wes cappin your ass and havin bacon!.


edit**their control over us would be so limited with the loss of electricity... just think about it, no really... think about having no electricty. no computers, no tracking, no satellites, no media, nighttime we become less productive, itd be a crazzy world, although we would give up so many great things, wouldn't freedom be nice? even better, what if us stoners and all the people with human interest in mind had got ahold of the higher end of modern technology, the bigger end of the stick, before the governmental powers did and started using it for their own fucked up objectives

hm

anyways yeah, i have a feeling the anti-cop rebellious anarchy movement will only continue to get stronger, maybe take a few hits here and there but this world is going to hell, i wouldnt wanna be a cop in these times. i think the world had a balance at one point, now you never fucking know. people just dont care anymore when it comes to society, authority is the only limitation people seem to let hold their intuition/instincts in/back, but i think people are gonna get more and more angry with those up top, history repeats itself and revolution is inevitible, and somewhere there is always one of some sort taking place....regardless of scale.

if you think your just gonna jump into the cop game and be this new breed of cop that everyone loves, aaha yeah have fun with the few days your career lasts. they want little piggies, who will follow each and every last protocol, because that protocol is written around the money, they get cops letting shit slide, 4 seatbelt tickets, thats 400+ some dollars after court fees and everything etc, and for other crimes , EVEN more, such as possession, youd be in deep shit with the head of the station/head of income, and youd be losin yourself income, you wouldnt be getting paid for the time you sat in that hot ass car all day patrolling skipping over the dimebags and stop sign rollngs, etc. so reallly, if your looking to be a good cop, your looking to make shit for money, a shitty workplace, shitty coworkers, shitty boss most likely, and risking being fired for not being a strict republican haha. no no but really, you know the stature cops walk around with, and they want that when you apply, if they dont see that, its different they dont want it. anything different within the system, against protocol, anything being violated would be as detrimental as losing all electricity, the system would be broken. it wouldnt break out into complete chaos but change happens slowly overtime and thats exactly what some institutions try everyday to desperately avoid. our voting system in the united states is even like this, we vote through a middle man, to the average joe the systems really complex, when researched not so much.. its just another way to complicate the system, make something so unique and complex the ignorant masses wont know how to rethink, recreate it, its just like a iphone, or android, they want only their software run on it, they hide the fact that other 3rd party 'unofficial' software can run flawlessly or even more efficiently than the original. if we didnt have this middle man, 3rd party candidates would have an equal chance, once let in, there is the possibility of the masses adopting this new power favoring it over the others, which have remained in power simultaneously over the hundred years, accepting no difference, only the illusion of a difference, to satisfy everyone in the mass, while also giving them an illusion of free will or choice, this divides the mass, making the controlling power more powerful, and the controlled, vulnerable to the two political idealizations. this is a creation "if voting really changed anything, it would be illegal", so without this middle man, a direct voting system, 3rd party ideas would be free to be nominated, over time think of the progress we as a people could make... instead we stay playing this artificial life, this artificial game, if we are to forget our roots to nature and create this illusion to live in, why cant everyone benefit,? we know those at the top control everything, they could flip the gameboard over and make everything fair if they really did care, but they are benefiting from something, although the world is in poverty, and there are people sleeping in bushes in africa making it easy for a person to judge a homeless man in l.a sleeping on piss wet concrete telling him to get a job, when there are none to find, because they've left us in the dark in their mission to obtain whatever it is their greedy and selfish hands desire.


my opinion....dont be a fucking cop, your working for the devil haha.


Do you even know a cop you fucking idiot. I have thought about being a cop....I have family who are cops and I have gone on ride a long's with them. They are people who risk their lives to help people who actually give a shit about America. I have actually never met a dick head cop in my life and have probably been around more than you have. I would want to be a cop so i could put little shit head cocky bitches who think that killing, robbing, and stealing is cool and have no sense or morals at all. If you kill anyone for DUI's or straight murder you should be instantly sentenced to death..
 

Scott187

Active Member
being a cop and still being able to smoke would be cool until you get in a situation and have to shoot someone and get tested, then you get convicted for murder...and ya that shit actually does happen. even if you shot someone and you had 1 drink...wouldn't matter
 

at0m666

Active Member
i bet this was mentioned, but if you are in a medical marijuana state i bet you can get it. if you saw SUPER HIGH ME (and you know you did, ten thousand times). at one point in the movie when a disp. was getting raided in Cali, someone says "there is a sheriff on his way to get his medicinal marijuana". so where does that leave us ?
 
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