Is this dude gonna kill me ?

Iloveskywalkerog · Jul 2, 2016

bigbillyrocka said:
I don't think he'll hurt you but he might rape you.

Im not going over there to get raped

CrocodileStunter · Jul 2, 2016

this is why im voting for trump

b4ds33d · Jul 2, 2016

you'll be totally safe. even if i'm wrong, it won't bother you long.

panhead · Jul 2, 2016

CrocodileStunter said:
this is why im voting for trump

What did I miss , did Trump bad woodsmen while I was gone ?

Hookabelly · Jul 2, 2016

Iloveskywalkerog said:
The dude was making a motion of stroking his cock towards me from across the creek waving me to come here

He wanted to play Simon Says

CrocodileStunter · Jul 2, 2016

panhead said:
What did I miss , did Trump bad woodsmen while I was gone ?

the woodsman is a mexican. I don't want skywalker to get raped and murdered or murdered and raped.

bizarrojohnson · Jul 2, 2016

I think the safest option is to just suck his dick. It's not gay if there isn't eye contact.

GardenGnome83 · Jul 2, 2016

Walk up to him and pull a massive dilder out of your fly! Like a 24" one.
Might scare him away, or he'll grab it. He may get mad and beat you with it when he realizes it's fake, so be careful lol

sunni · Jul 2, 2016

Finshaggy said:
You probably shouldn't have cussed him out, he's a person too. But he's probably not a serial killer.

You should find a way to nicely tell him you aren't gay, maybe give him some money, or leave some money with a note, or beer with a note.

I don't think he is going to kill you though, you probably did embarrass him, but I don't think he's going to kill you.

I'm not gay here's 50$ ....

panhead · Jul 2, 2016

CrocodileStunter said:
the woodsman is a mexican. I don't want skywalker to get raped and murdered or murdered and raped.

A gay Mexican woodsman , hmmm , he would make a great pool boy .

You got a swimming pool Luke ?

Singlemalt · Jul 2, 2016

This is your sub-conscious talking to you Jesse. It is telling you to buckle down and go to school, study hard and get a real job. Otherwise the Texas Rangers will find your decomposed carcass under a bush with no dick , a bowling ball up your ass and a rotisserie chicken where your head used to be

panhead · Jul 2, 2016

bizarrojohnson said:
I think the safest option is to just suck his dick. It's not gay if there isn't eye contact.

Kinda like getting head from some bodies grandmother , its great till somebody sees you .

Finshaggy · Jul 2, 2016

sunni said:
I'm not gay here's 50$ ....

No, like "You seem like you need money, but I'm not interested in any of that".

In my home town one time someone called me abd asked me to meet them and bring some weed, and when I got there he was with a lady and he said that she wanted to suck my dick to pay for the weed, and I was like "you can have it".

If someone needs something that bad, help them out if you can.

bizarrojohnson · Jul 2, 2016

panhead said:
Kinda like getting head from some bodies grandmother , its great till somebody sees you .

Well if I was just getting my sick ducked I wouldn't care if anyone rolled up on me.

Hookabelly · Jul 2, 2016

Singlemalt said:
This is your sub-conscious talking to you Jesse. It is telling you to buckle down and go to school, study hard and get a real job. Otherwise the Texas Rangers will find your decomposed carcass under a bush with no dick , a bowling ball up your ass and a rotisserie chicken where your head used to be

There it is

Singlemalt · Jul 2, 2016

Finshaggy said:
No, like "You seem like you need money, but I'm not interested in any of that".

In my home town one time someone called me abd asked me to meet them and bring some weed, and when I got there he was with a lady and he said that she wanted to suck my dick to pay for the weed, and I was like "you can have it".

If someone needs something that bad, help them out if you can.

Was she cute?

panhead · Jul 2, 2016

bigbillyrocka said:
Wait, wait... so the dudes a Bum Bum?

Makes me want to burst into song , feel free to sing along if anybody knows the Frank Zappa sing Wino Man .

Been drinkin all night till my eyes got red .
Stumbled in the gutter & busted my head .
Bugs in my Zoot Suit , been scratchin like a dog.
Can't stand no water & I stink like a hog .

I went to the country .
And while I was gone .
I lost control of my body functions .
On a little old lady's front lawn .
I'm so ashamed , but I'm a wino man , i can't help myself .

36-24 hips about 30 , I seen the old lady & started talkin dirty.
Boy she looked over at me & raised a thumb .
She said " jam down the road you bum..bu ..bu ..bum .

Hookabelly · Jul 2, 2016

Finshaggy said:
In my home town one time someone called me abd asked me to meet them and bring some weed, and when I got there he was with a lady and he said that she wanted to suck my dick to pay for the weed, and I was like "you can have it".

.

So you generously offered your dick? For Free?

Finshaggy · Jul 2, 2016

Singlemalt said:
Was she cute?

She was like a meth head, that's all I noticed. She was skinny and blonde, but she probably could have been like 3-5 pictures in on a faces of meth thing.

panhead · Jul 2, 2016

Finshaggy said:
No, like "You seem like you need money, but I'm not interested in any of that".

In my home town one time someone called me abd asked me to meet them and bring some weed, and when I got there he was with a lady and he said that she wanted to suck my dick to pay for the weed, and I was like "you can have it".

If someone needs something that bad, help them out if you can.

Hold the phone here , are you saying you passed up getting sucked off by a female just to spread good vibes ?

Unless she was a meth whore that's downright unamerican .

Is this dude gonna kill me ?

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