It's Business Time...

Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hello All,

Wondering if there are any business jerks out there? I have a second interview tomorrow for a job as a Sales Marketing Associate (non-weed related).

First interview was a panel-type interview. Two district sales managers live and the head of human resources conference called in. Took about 45 mins and I feel like I talked the whole time.

I assume tomorrow will be one and the same.

Just wondering if anyone wanted to share any questions that they had been asked in interviews, or ones that they had asked an interviewee?

I just want to make sure I'm extra prepared.

If it doesn't go well, I can always break out the knee pads...

It's Business time!


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Thank you!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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deadgro said:
You look like the kind of gal who doesn't get hired based on what comes OUT of her mouth.
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bahahahaha

Oh you little cock sucker!

Meh, I'm cute. I bartended for YEARS, they sure didn't hire me for my SCIENCE degree. Although I do have one - haha.

This is really the first grown up job interview I have had though. I worked for over a decade in remote camp cooking and management, or in the bar/ restaurant scene because that's where the money was. And both were good jobs to have while in school.

Anywho - I like the jokes. I assumed there would be a lot about cum guzzling and bukakke shows. I would be disappointed if there wasn't.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Super cute, I'd hire you. Especially coupled with your intelligence, humor and wit. If they've listened to you for 45 mins and want you back for round 2, you're in the top running and have an excellent shot. Now, turn around and take a selfie from the rear. I wanna see those tight buns in that smart outfit, I've yet to rub one out today...
 
dr.gonzo1

dr.gonzo1

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Good luck yess. I work in banking and in the past I've been involved in the retail side.

From what I know about you, I feel you could be suited to a sales type role. I do need to warn you though, the position can take a mental toll.

Be strong, committed and keep in mind you are ultimately there to make both you and the company money.

Edit : oh and you look fab btw :)
 
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deadgro

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Yessica... said:
bahahahaha

Oh you little cock sucker!

Meh, I'm cute. I bartended for YEARS, they sure didn't hire me for my SCIENCE degree. Although I do have one - haha.

This is really the first grown up job interview I have had though. I worked for over a decade in remote camp cooking and management, or in the bar/ restaurant scene because that's where the money was. And both were good jobs to have while in school.

Anywho - I like the jokes. I assumed there would be a lot about cum guzzling and bukakke shows. I would be disappointed if there wasn't.
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:)

I was speaking to the perversion of men in positions of power, not insulting you.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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deadgro said:
:)

I was speaking to the perversion of men in positions of power, not insulting you.
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Oh, I don't give a shit!!!

I think most things are funny. I welcome the funny.

But - no one here has ever been in a real business-jerk interview?

Bunch a criminals! hahaha

EDIT: Oooops you were all responding! Thanks! I'm an asshole! haha

dr.gonzo1 said:
Good luck yess. I work in banking and in the past I've been involved in the retail side.

From what I know about you, I feel you could be suited to a sales type role. I do need to warn you though, the position can take a mental toll.

Be strong, committed and keep in mind you are ultimately there to make both you and the company money.

Edit : oh and you look fab btw :)
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THANKS!

Yeah, I'm not too worried about my potential job performance. I do VERY well when I'm giving benefits for the work I do. Hence why I did so well in school.

And money is waaaaaaaaaay better than a gold fucking star. hahah
 
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deadgro

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Yessica... said:
Oh, I don't give a shit!!!

I think most things are funny. I welcome the funny.

But - no one here has ever been in a real business-jerk interview?

Bunch a criminals! hahaha


THANKS!

Yeah, I'm not too worried about my potential job performance. I do VERY well when I'm giving benefits for the work I do. Hence why I did so well in school.

And money is waaaaaaaaaay better than a gold fucking star. hahah
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The most intense interview I had was for a sales position at CarMax. Literally, a used car salesman. Real off the wall shit. Google interview questions, the stuff is pretty in depth.
 
dr.gonzo1

dr.gonzo1

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It's when everything is just right. There's nothing good on TV. You haven't had your after-work social sports team practice so you're not too tired. Oh boy...it's all on.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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BDOGKush said:
I guess I'm a "business jerk"

Annoying questions:

Where do you see yourself in five years?

If you could be an animal, what animal would you be?

Describe a time you had conflict with a coworker, how did you handle it?
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They asked the 5 year one. And 10 year one.

They didn't ask animal - but I would be an Albatross. Or a Unicorn, if we could pick anything. Maybe a Mantis Shrimp, because of all the colours...

I already told about 3 different "conflict/ solve" stories.

Maybe it's all just a formality and they want to give me a blowie? Probably...
 
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