It's Business Time...

dr.gonzo1

dr.gonzo1

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You lean in and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed I've got work in the morning." I know what you're trying to say girl. You're trying to say, "Oh, yeah. It's business time. It's business time."
 
BDOGKush

BDOGKush

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Flip the tables on them and ask them stupid shit when they say "Do you have any questions for me?" Act like you're writing notes (if not a phone interview) and nod knowingly at their answers lol

If you could be a cookie, what cookie would you be? :P

Ask them the conflict question about customers.

Ask them what qualities would make someone sucessful at their company

Where do they see their company in 5-10 years.

Reverse interview their ass and you'll set yourself apart from the countless idiot who respond "Uhm.... dur.... No?" when asked if they have any questions about the job they're trying to get.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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BDOGKush said:
Flip the tables on them and ask them stupid shit when they say "Do you have any questions for me?" Act like you're writing notes (if not a phone interview) and nod knowingly at their answers lol

If you could be a cookie, what cookie would you be? :P

Ask them the conflict question about customers.

Ask them what qualities would make someone sucessful at their company

Where do they see their company in 5-10 years.

Reverse interview their ass and you'll set yourself apart from the countless idiot who respond "Uhm.... dur.... No?" when asked if they have any questions about the job they're trying to get.
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I think I'm doing alright in the set-myself-apart category.

I called the Man on the conference call "Charlie" and everyone laughed.

I compared my job working in the remote camps to being a pirate.

I told them that if I didn't get the job, I would probably go back to school and become a doctor or something. So if they hired me, cancer might not get cured.

They liked that one a lot.
 
Growan

Growan

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Yessica... said:
Hello All,

Wondering if there are any business jerks out there? I have a second interview tomorrow for a job as a Sales Marketing Associate (non-weed related).

First interview was a panel-type interview. Two district sales managers live and the head of human resources conference called in. Took about 45 mins and I feel like I talked the whole time.

I assume tomorrow will be one and the same.

Just wondering if anyone wanted to share any questions that they had been asked in interviews, or ones that they had asked an interviewee?

I just want to make sure I'm extra prepared.

If it doesn't go well, I can always break out the knee pads...

It's Business time!


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Well if it helps any, I'd give you a 'job'.

you look killer, Yessi. as long as you don't tell them about the Zombies and the goings on in room 13 I recon you'll walk it.

Go get em, tiger!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Growan said:
Well if it helps any, I'd give you a 'job'.

you look killer, Yessi. as long as you don't tell them about the Zombies and the goings on in room 13 I recon you'll walk it.

Go get em, tiger!
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Fuck - Appt 13 was my "closer" story...

Think they'd like "gum balls"?

"The Zombie acockalypse"?

"The kilted blowie"?

I have a bunch of gooders.

NSFW though. hahah.
 
6ohMax

6ohMax

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Yessica... said:
Hello All,

Wondering if there are any business jerks out there? I have a second interview tomorrow for a job as a Sales Marketing Associate (non-weed related).

First interview was a panel-type interview. Two district sales managers live and the head of human resources conference called in. Took about 45 mins and I feel like I talked the whole time.

I assume tomorrow will be one and the same.

Just wondering if anyone wanted to share any questions that they had been asked in interviews, or ones that they had asked an interviewee?

I just want to make sure I'm extra prepared.

If it doesn't go well, I can always break out the knee pads...

It's Business time!


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Thank you!
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Id kick you in the baby maker
 
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