It's Valentine's and I'm not getting laid

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kayasgarden

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eeeeewwwww we have slept with other woman but im a country girl and i think strippers are sexy, or clean for the most part. I dont even like girls that wear alot of make up and such. Unfortunatly for the hubby our friend is a straight up lezbian so it was not much fun for him. hubby and girlfriend, wow i wish i had time for that!!!!!!!!!!
 
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a little but i do wish it could be more fun for him. Then after i get ten pumps outta him i still have a lady to play with. He says he misses her cause i was horney all the time:)
 
FaCultGen

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the best he can muster is 10 pumps...?

you need to tell him read up on some shit or something... because 10 pumps is not ever enough... lol you need to tell him to go wack off an hour before sex so he can do ya a little better...

lol i just wanted to chime in here... i was also all alone on V day... the gf and aint gettin along so well anymore... after 3 years and 30-40 pounds with no vagina for the last 4 months... i'm about to blow my brains out...i wish she would blow my brains out lol... she went to this gay dudes B-Day party in a place a couple hours away for the night so i just drank myself to sleep...

Happy V day

-Cult
 
jamiemichelle

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kayasgarden said:
a little but i do wish it could be more fun for him. Then after i get ten pumps outta him i still have a lady to play with. He says he misses her cause i was horney all the time:)
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Hahahah 10 pumps....story of my sex life when I have one....lol lol lol....hahaha.
 
kayasgarden

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sorry to hear that, and i am blowing it out of perportion a little bit ..........but yea he has issues:) We still have good sex its not that big of a deal just a topic that came up so i was just chiming in!

by the way that avatar makes me want to vomit
 
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korvette1977

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My girl is on the rag .. So no lovins for me for V day..I'll get it in a few days and just double pump to make up for the days missed ..
 
mastakoosh

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LMAO Haha that's hella funny. So did u put in work then MK:hump::hump::hump:
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well my friend.......i didn't, lol. i did however get baked and eat most of the gourmet chocolate i bought her haha.:hump: man i havent had chocolate that good in years. i didn't put in work but tonight is the night. i got my suit ready and we are gonna get buck.:blsmoke:
 

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fdd2blk

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kayasgarden said:
sorry to hear that, and i am blowing it out of perportion a little bit ..........but yea he has issues:) We still have good sex its not that big of a deal just a topic that came up so i was just chiming in!

by the way that avatar makes me want to vomit
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my wife's still here. :mrgreen::hump: hairy dudes freak me out though. actually naked dudes freak me out.:shock::spew:
 
kayasgarden

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hhhahahahhhahahhahahhah i was laughin so hard me three year old came over and wanted to know what was so funny!!!! that is the best ever and they look so real
 
kayasgarden

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yea i hear ya if i was a guy i bet they would freak me out too:) the wife is pretty cute i have to say:) O yea i only saw one part of her
 
Zekedogg

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So as a liker of woman kaya, which do you prefer.....eating poon or nibbling on titty? or licking taint:hump:
 
kayasgarden

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i love the suit, i want to make one:) That is the best i have ever seen im not joking along with that avatar that i love and hate:)

zeke to be honest im not sure if i have a favorite
 
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