It's Valentine's and I'm not getting laid

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sorry to hear that, and i am blowing it out of perportion a little bit ..........but yea he has issues:) We still have good sex its not that big of a deal just a topic that came up so i was just chiming in!

by the way that avatar makes me want to vomit

lol are you talking about my avatar? that shit is messed up lol. and the expression on that kids face makes it so much more hillarious.

-Cult
 
i fukkin love zeke. it is like he has e.s.p when it comes to sex talk on here(kayasgarden already said this). no matter what thread is talkin bout sex, here comes zeke with his little hench-men:hump::hump::hump::hump: lol
 
i fukkin love zeke. it is like he has e.s.p when it comes to sex talk on here(kayasgarden already said this). no matter what thread is talkin bout sex, here comes zeke with his little hench-men:hump::hump::hump::hump: lol


he has some type of "keyword" search engine running at all times. searching.....vagina, sex, titties, .........:mrgreen:
 
she most have been very unsatisfied if you had to go 27 times....It only takes 1 good orgasm bro, don't need 27
 
Has anyone else ever heard that when a man blows his load he has a minor heart attack at the same time?
 
I found the lonely hearts club - count me in this Valentines. Just did a break up (rather messy) and to be honest - kind of glad to be alone.

here is my valentine!
 

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