It's Valentine's and I'm not getting laid

[Zekedogg]

ahhhh I see, you just like it all babe huh

 

[fdd2blk]

i'm starting to get visuals.

 

[FaCultGen]

sorry to hear that, and i am blowing it out of perportion a little bit ..........but yea he has issues We still have good sex its not that big of a deal just a topic that came up so i was just chiming in!

by the way that avatar makes me want to vomit

lol are you talking about my avatar? that shit is messed up lol. and the expression on that kids face makes it so much more hillarious.

-Cult

 

[kayasgarden]

i do farming and work in the sun alot that pics makes me want to wear lots of sunscreen and change jobs

 

[kayasgarden]

yea sortta my moods change zeke

 

[mastakoosh]

i fukkin love zeke. it is like he has e.s.p when it comes to sex talk on here(kayasgarden already said this). no matter what thread is talkin bout sex, here comes zeke with his little hench-men lol

 

[fdd2blk]

i fukkin love zeke. it is like he has e.s.p when it comes to sex talk on here(kayasgarden already said this). no matter what thread is talkin bout sex, here comes zeke with his little hench-men lol

he has some type of "keyword" search engine running at all times. searching.....vagina, sex, titties, .........

 

[StopFckinSnitchin]

27 times in 2 days god I love valentines day lol

 

[Zekedogg]

hmmmm I can't blow my cover, Damn I got work in hour or so

 

[Zekedogg]

27 times in 2 days god I love valentines day lol

you wish dude....it's ok to exagerrate but c'mon

 

[jamiemichelle]

27 times in 2 days god I love valentines day lol

27 times? And when did you sleep? Some one has a raw dick today...eww. Haha. You should of cut that number more than half to have it seem some what believable.

 

[Zekedogg]

she most have been very unsatisfied if you had to go 27 times....It only takes 1 good orgasm bro, don't need 27

 

[Zekedogg]

Has anyone else ever heard that when a man blows his load he has a minor heart attack at the same time?

 

[jamiemichelle]

she most have been very unsatisfied if you had to go 27 times....It only takes 1 good orgasm bro, don't need 27

What he actually meant is 27 times...in and out.

 

[Zekedogg]

What he actually meant is 27 times...in and out.

oh ok thnx jamie for claryfying that for me....now I understand

 

[mastakoosh]

he has some type of "keyword" search engine running at all times. searching.....vagina, sex, titties, .........

haha no doubt a little alarm goes off with a red light at the computer when titties come up.

 

[email468]

I found the lonely hearts club - count me in this Valentines. Just did a break up (rather messy) and to be honest - kind of glad to be alone.

here is my valentine!

 

[kayasgarden]

aaawwww how cute

 

[email468]

aaawwww how cute

i love him. he is snoring away right now!

here he is younger and being extra cute...

 

[kayasgarden]

i love dogs i just posted all my animals getting busy on the cat nip in fdd cat nip thread