Jelqing
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RainbowBrite86
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Doubtful.. She has the whole young thing going for her.
I have the whole know what the fuck i'm doing thing going for me lol. But it's cool. Send her my way. I'll teach her right.
Shannon Alexander
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I watched a doco on sex a while ago on Australian ABC I think it was or SBS... anyway I digress...
I saw this doco on sex and it proved that women are worse at judging the size of a mans penis by looks than men are and that they often think a penis is 1 to 2 inches longer than it really is... and that women are more likely to be attracted to a man and have sex with him if she sees that he has a large flaccid penis, regardless of how large an other mans smaller flaccid penis may get when erect...
I saw this doco on sex and it proved that women are worse at judging the size of a mans penis by looks than men are and that they often think a penis is 1 to 2 inches longer than it really is... and that women are more likely to be attracted to a man and have sex with him if she sees that he has a large flaccid penis, regardless of how large an other mans smaller flaccid penis may get when erect...
Hepheastus420
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She don't swing both ways. I wish otherwise though.
Hepheastus420
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Ummmmmmm........
Shannon Alexander
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So you and I are never going to happen then... that is one more dream dashed against the rocks in RIU... *Sigh*
RainbowBrite86
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Oh I thought you were into...sheep...
RainbowBrite86
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No no wait...goats....I thought goats were your thing?
Shannon Alexander
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I thought it fit well with the theme of the thread and other things mentioned by female members in the thread here...
Shannon Alexander
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I sacrifice goats... the goat representing myself and the sacrifice being the Shakespearean little death denoting an orgasm...
Sacrifice a goat... It's really kinda simple...
Sacrifice a goat... It's really kinda simple...
Hepheastus420
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lol but we weren't talking about growers vs showers yet lol.
RainbowBrite86
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Ah I see. OK.
Metasynth
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Ahh memories...I remember when we came up with that....
Hepheastus420
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I kinda get why there's no nudity allowed on RIU (me3).. but I mean we are 18+
RainbowBrite86
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Hepheastus420
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lol..............
KushXOJ
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Sent......
Hepheastus420
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Flaccid or hard???? jk. lol kush has probably been waiting for this chance.