Jelqing

Maybe your uterus is flipped and needs to be put back. Please do not ask why I know about that. I just do!
 
LoL! Men...

No really though lol. I can't take tampons, wtf am I gonna do with a huge dick?? I had someone going down on me about this time last year actually who decided to start out by going down on me (good) while putting two fingers inside (not good). I thought he was going to tear me into pieces, I swear to God I almost cried. I hate to stop them when they think they're doing a good job but I finally just asked how many he had in me (because I thought he had more than two). Just two. But he had to take it down to one for me to be able to enjoy it.
 
RainbowBrite86 said:
Idk what it is. If I guessed i'd just be guessing lol. Why tell me to guess if you know the answer? I am so fucking high right now you have no idea.
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Girls usually complain when I first slide in, you know the usual "ouch", "you're hurting me", "not so deep". But eventually they just lay back and take it lol
 
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