Jerk off when high!

smokablunt16

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Reminds me of a funny story....I was having phone sex with this guy.Now, I don't get off on phone sex, so I just faked it.I was rolling a joint at the time.Well,as I was doing my oscar worthy moaning and groaning, I spilled my weed on the floor.So, picture this....me crawling on my hands and knees with a cordless phone to my ear, picking up buds and putting them in the pill bottle, and saying,"OOOOOOhhhhh, yeah, baby, I'm so fucking wet....":mrgreen:

thats some funny shit right there...I bet your kinky as hell lol...'Phoney McLied' is more like it....
 

FlipDV

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I've had several, theyre a nuisance.None have actually made it to my house, or I'd sodomize them with a tire iron and take their wallet.:mrgreen:
You'd have to have sex with them first though.. right?
You know, someone's following you around all the time, you just have to give them something right? :hump:
 

smokablunt16

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@stoney

No props, no toys, fuck that....

kinky: loud, whispers shit in your ear, runs fingernails down back...hard, and just gets fuckin into it...lol
 

Stoney McFried

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NO.
You'd have to have sex with them first though.. right?
Maybe a good punch in the eye.You know, someone's following you around all the time, you just have to give them something right? :hump:
I don't need my ass kissed.I hope people talk to me because I'm interesting, not because I'm a woman.
lets all line up and kiss ur ass now, cuz you one of the few females on the forum
That doesn't seem kinky.
@stoney

No props, no toys, fuck that....

kinky: loud, whispers shit in your ear, runs fingernails down back...hard, and just gets fuckin into it...lol
 

kasuhit

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no problems with you stoney ^

just typical forum behavior (from horny males) no matter where you go, gets annoying after a while
 

smokablunt16

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That doesn't seem kinky.[/quote]

Sorry i guess im not hardcore...i mean maybe a punch to the face will spice it up..lol

I mean of course you got your ass-slappin, your screaming, your 3972595 positions in one session, etc....just keepin a g-rated ya know?
 

Stoney McFried

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And there's knowm.How's tricks?
i knew I'd find you in this thread...

iloveyou
LOL...I'm not hardcore myself...I don't like slap and tickle.
That doesn't seem kinky.
Sorry i guess im not hardcore...i mean maybe a punch to the face will spice it up..lol

I mean of course you got your ass-slappin, your screaming, your 3972595 positions in one session, etc....just keepin a g-rated ya know?[/quote]
 

sarah22

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Stoney...u are my hero! :D lol. i thought i would add my 2 cents to the thread...i love getting off when im high...but im also very lazy...hence the need for a vibe...haha i dont think im kinky either...well...yea i know im still a virgin...but if i wasnt...yea ok...i guess i might be a lil kinky...i LOVE having my hair pulled...
 
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