JohnnyO's Coffeeshop

bobtokes said:

*bobtokes opens the door and peers in*
why is the floor so slippery, johnny o if ole blue eyes turns up i'am off, i dont care if he can knock a good tune off, he aint knocking me off.
could ya do me a 1/8 of house sativar
i dont like to ask but i feel i must, where's ya clothes man

Click to expand...

worm5376 said:

Last time he showed up, I ended with a vile of spooge for sale. It's on Ebay and doing well in the 5 figures

Click to expand...

worm5376 said:

Last time he showed up, I ended with a vile of spooge for sale. It's on Ebay and doing well in the 5 figures

Click to expand...

bobtokes said:

tart

well if he comes back me and stoney are leggin it, ya welcome to come with us, you would'nt want a replay of the other nights events

Click to expand...

Woodstock.Hippie said:

RIU Is Full Of Ghosts, Just Like Alice.

Many Fear Faceless Zombie Hippies Are Ghosts, Too.

"I'm Dreaming Of A White Zombie"

Sung to the tune of "White Christmas"

Click to expand...

gogrow said:

I predict another ghost in the near future......

Johnny... could i have a nice fatty, house choice, and some intelligent conversation??

Click to expand...

Johnnyorganic said:

<Holds out a bag of House Indica and a bag of House Sativa.>

Your choice. Both House brands are Organic, of course.

Click to expand...

gogrow said:

MIX EM!! Two separate joints if need be... I can never choose between smoking two different (or more) types of weed.... i LOVE mutt-mixes

PS: organic is THE way to grow

Click to expand...

worm5376 said:

I Think a heavy indica is in play for the day. Can i get a house coffeeX double shot espresso please.

Click to expand...

Johnnyorganic said:

<Pulls out a third bag.>

I'm a step ahead of you. We have a House Blend. The best of both worlds.

<Tosses the House Indica to worm and the House Blend to gogrow.)

Coming right up. You want that as a double Red-eye, or a coffee and a double espresso?

Click to expand...

gogrow said:

ahhh... tis why johnyO's is my favorite locale.... house blend is just what is needed.... still gonna nose on over to worm though.... that skunky indica has a wonderfully overpowering, yet synergistic effect with the strange, bad smell in the room

Click to expand...

Johnnyorganic said:

That's patchouli you smell. I'll light some incense.

If you like the House Blend. Try the Suicide Blend. Each bag is comprised of the the shake of all the sorting trays the baggers collect at the end of the day.

So... You never know just what you're gonna get.

It's shake so there's a discount. But it's ready to roll and then....

Blast off!

Click to expand...

Wikidbchofthewst said:

JohnnyO, where are my muffins?

Click to expand...

gogrow said:

looks like the proprietor is away.... lets smoke a fatty and go fuck around in the kitchen.... i can make muffins

Click to expand...