JohnnyO's Coffeeshop

cph · Dec 18, 2009

Sounds delicous Johnny! I'll take a plate!

Sorry but that wan't house herb in the MONSTER joint last night. IT was a sample of the new stain I was gifted and thought you might be interested in stocking. It's called Purple Jesus. I won't have any for anther month or 2, but had a sample to share. :bigjoint:

Johnnyorganic · Dec 18, 2009

cph said:
Sounds delicous Johnny! I'll take a plate!

Sorry but that wan't house herb in the MONSTER joint last night. IT was a sample of the new stain I was gifted and thought you might be interested in stocking. It's called Purple Jesus. I won't have any for anther month or 2, but had a sample to share.

Okaaaay....

Next time do me a favor an pull me into the office. We'll sample it.

And I pay generous finder's fees. :blsmoke:

I could give you a bunch of bullshit about insurance liability and all that jazz. But the bottom line is I have a business to run, after all.

cph · Dec 18, 2009

My apologies.. I'll remember that next time.

If you don't mind I'd like a little of that hash that boneman has been talking about. Sprinkled on top of a big bowl of WW.

Woodstock.Hippie · Dec 19, 2009

We would like a Big Box of you Biggest-Assed Bunch of your Best Batch BlueBerry Brownies of the day.

Got to stock up on on our Super-Secret Good Cop Goodies because I got word there are gonna be three good cops walking up to my friend's door holding handcuffs and I know two of them really like brownies.

I figured I'd give Him a brownies up, so to hippie.speak.

What smells so good?

Are those Real Cannabutter Donuts?

Stoney McFried · Dec 19, 2009

So Johnny, I'm curious now...are you a vegan, or do you eat dairy and eggs, or what?

CrackerJax · Dec 19, 2009

Stoney McFried · Dec 19, 2009

LOL! Come to think of it, a lot of shit is made from animal products...chapstick is beeswax,lanolin is from sheep,tallow in soap...look at the list I found.

http://www.happycow.net/health-animal-ingredients.html

CrackerJax said:

Johnnyorganic · Dec 19, 2009

Stoney McFried said:
So Johnny, I'm curious now...are you a vegan, or do you eat dairy and eggs, or what?

I don't like the term 'vegan.' I prefer 'strict vegetarian.' Same diet, but less militant. 'Vegan' conjures up a PETA-like frenzy in some people.

The coffeeshop is ovo-lacto vegetarian due to business constraints. But a vegan, err... strict vegetarian can find plenty to eat here.

CJ, do you really want me to wander around this place nekkid?

Stoney McFried said:
LOL! Come to think of it, a lot of shit is made from animal products...chapstick is beeswax,lanolin is from sheep,tallow in soap...look at the list I found.

http://www.happycow.net/health-animal-ingredients.html

Alas, it is a meat-eaters world. :cry:

Stoney McFried · Dec 19, 2009

Oh, good. Cuz I love milk.And I want whole milk, not that damn watered down diet crap with the fake vitamins added back in.
And eggs...well...that's not really a living creature yet...it's kinda like a chicken abortion. :-?

Johnnyorganic said:
I don't like the term 'vegan.' I prefer 'strict vegetarian.' Same diet, but less militant. 'Vegan' conjures up a PETA-like frenzy in some people.

The coffeeshop is ovo-lacto vegetarian due to business constraints. But a vegan, err... strict vegetarian can find plenty to eat here.

CJ, do you really want me to wander around this place nekkid?

Alas, it is a meat-eaters world.

CrackerJax · Dec 19, 2009

It seems the planet is teeming with animals.

I like to eat things that can defend themselves! I'm no BUTCHER!!! :lol:

Woodstock.Hippie · Dec 19, 2009

Make No Mistake.
Plants Defend Themselves Very Well.
That Is Why The Lands Are Green, Not Blue.
Fatty Acids Are The Prize Inside The Donuts.

worm5376 · Dec 19, 2009

CrackerJax said:
It seems the planet is teeming with animals.

I like to eat things that can defend themselves! I'm no BUTCHER!!!

^^^^^ LOL That shirt is hilarious :mrgreen:

Stoney McFried · Dec 19, 2009

Who wants to go beat the shit out of some poison oak!??

*sneaks off*

Johnnyorganic · Dec 19, 2009

CrackerJax said:
It seems the planet is teeming with animals.

I like to eat things that can defend themselves! I'm no BUTCHER!!!

It's teeming with people, too. And insects. Do you plan on eating them, too?

If I adhered to my principles as strictly as some meateaters seem to think I should without being labeled a hypocrite, I'd have to just stay home all the time.

The roads were built and are maintained by meateaters. Shit! My house was built by meateaters. As were both my vehicles. Fuck me!

If anyone needs me I'll be in the woods under a lean-to eating berries - nekkid.

Wikidbchofthewst · Dec 19, 2009

OMG, speaking of plants defending themselves reminds me of that STUPID fucking movie The Happening.

I mean, I remember when I saw the previews for it thinking it looked good, cuz it showed all those crazy things happening out of nowhere and shit.

But then you're supposed to believe it's...the TREES? Defending themselves against people?

If trees could put out some...pheromone that could make people kill themselves, as a defense mechanism....wouldn't the rain forest have made it's last stand by now?

Wikidbchofthewst · Dec 19, 2009

Johnnyorganic said:
It's teeming with people, too. And insects. Do you plan on eating them, too?

If I adhered to my principles as strictly as some meateaters seem to think I should without being labeled a hypocrite, I'd have to just stay home all the time.

The roads were built and are maintained by meateaters. Shit! My house was built by meateaters. As were both my vehicles. Fuck me!

If anyone needs me I'll be in the woods under a lean-to eating berries - nekkid.

If anyone needs me I'll be searching the woods for a lean-to....

Stoney McFried · Dec 19, 2009

I was just curious.Not dogging you, or anything.Hell, I should eat more vegetables.

Johnnyorganic said:
It's teeming with people, too. And insects. Do you plan on eating them, too?

If I adhered to my principles as strictly as some meateaters seem to think I should without being labeled a hypocrite, I'd have to just stay home all the time.

The roads were built and are maintained by meateaters. Shit! My house was built by meateaters. As were both my vehicles. Fuck me!

If anyone needs me I'll be in the woods under a lean-to eating berries - nekkid.

I packed some trail mix and a flashlight,let's go.

Wikidbchofthewst said:
If anyone needs me I'll be searching the woods for a lean-to....

Wikidbchofthewst · Dec 19, 2009

Stoney McFried said:
I was just curious.Not dogging you, or anything.Hell, I should eat more vegetables.

I packed some trail mix and a flashlight,let's go.

*Wikid links arms with Stoney and ventures out in search of a nekkid JohnnyO*

Stoney McFried · Dec 19, 2009

Keep an eye out for fresh droppings!They should be full of nuts and berries!

Wikidbchofthewst said:
*Wikid links arms with Stoney and ventures out in search of a nekkid JohnnyO*

Johnnyorganic · Dec 19, 2009

Wikidbchofthewst said:
*Wikid links arms with Stoney and ventures out in search of a nekkid JohnnyO*

'Lean-to' is code for my David Lettermanesque loft upstairs. :wink:

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