JohnnyO's Coffeeshop

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cph

cph

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Sounds delicous Johnny! I'll take a plate!

Sorry but that wan't house herb in the MONSTER joint last night. IT was a sample of the new stain I was gifted and thought you might be interested in stocking. It's called Purple Jesus. I won't have any for anther month or 2, but had a sample to share.:bigjoint:
 
Johnnyorganic

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cph said:
Sounds delicous Johnny! I'll take a plate!

Sorry but that wan't house herb in the MONSTER joint last night. IT was a sample of the new stain I was gifted and thought you might be interested in stocking. It's called Purple Jesus. I won't have any for anther month or 2, but had a sample to share.:bigjoint:
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Okaaaay....

Next time do me a favor an pull me into the office. We'll sample it.

And I pay generous finder's fees. :blsmoke:

I could give you a bunch of bullshit about insurance liability and all that jazz. But the bottom line is I have a business to run, after all.
 
cph

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My apologies.. I'll remember that next time.

If you don't mind I'd like a little of that hash that boneman has been talking about. Sprinkled on top of a big bowl of WW.
 
Johnnyorganic

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Stoney McFried said:
So Johnny, I'm curious now...are you a vegan, or do you eat dairy and eggs, or what?
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I don't like the term 'vegan.' I prefer 'strict vegetarian.' Same diet, but less militant. 'Vegan' conjures up a PETA-like frenzy in some people.

The coffeeshop is ovo-lacto vegetarian due to business constraints. But a vegan, err... strict vegetarian can find plenty to eat here.

CJ, do you really want me to wander around this place nekkid?
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LOL! Come to think of it, a lot of shit is made from animal products...chapstick is beeswax,lanolin is from sheep,tallow in soap...look at the list I found.

http://www.happycow.net/health-animal-ingredients.html
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Alas, it is a meat-eaters world. :cry:
 
Stoney McFried

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Oh, good. Cuz I love milk.And I want whole milk, not that damn watered down diet crap with the fake vitamins added back in.
And eggs...well...that's not really a living creature yet...it's kinda like a chicken abortion.:-?
Johnnyorganic said:
I don't like the term 'vegan.' I prefer 'strict vegetarian.' Same diet, but less militant. 'Vegan' conjures up a PETA-like frenzy in some people.

The coffeeshop is ovo-lacto vegetarian due to business constraints. But a vegan, err... strict vegetarian can find plenty to eat here.

CJ, do you really want me to wander around this place nekkid?

Alas, it is a meat-eaters world. :cry:
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Woodstock.Hippie

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Make No Mistake.
Plants Defend Themselves Very Well.
That Is Why The Lands Are Green, Not Blue.
Fatty Acids Are The Prize Inside The Donuts.
 
Johnnyorganic

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CrackerJax said:
It seems the planet is teeming with animals.

I like to eat things that can defend themselves! I'm no BUTCHER!!! :lol:
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It's teeming with people, too. And insects. Do you plan on eating them, too?

If I adhered to my principles as strictly as some meateaters seem to think I should without being labeled a hypocrite, I'd have to just stay home all the time.

The roads were built and are maintained by meateaters. Shit! My house was built by meateaters. As were both my vehicles. Fuck me!

If anyone needs me I'll be in the woods under a lean-to eating berries - nekkid.
 
Wikidbchofthewst

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OMG, speaking of plants defending themselves reminds me of that STUPID fucking movie The Happening.

I mean, I remember when I saw the previews for it thinking it looked good, cuz it showed all those crazy things happening out of nowhere and shit.

But then you're supposed to believe it's...the TREES? Defending themselves against people?

If trees could put out some...pheromone that could make people kill themselves, as a defense mechanism....wouldn't the rain forest have made it's last stand by now?
 
Wikidbchofthewst

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Johnnyorganic said:
It's teeming with people, too. And insects. Do you plan on eating them, too?

If I adhered to my principles as strictly as some meateaters seem to think I should without being labeled a hypocrite, I'd have to just stay home all the time.

The roads were built and are maintained by meateaters. Shit! My house was built by meateaters. As were both my vehicles. Fuck me!

If anyone needs me I'll be in the woods under a lean-to eating berries - nekkid.
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If anyone needs me I'll be searching the woods for a lean-to....
 
Stoney McFried

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I was just curious.Not dogging you, or anything.Hell, I should eat more vegetables.
Johnnyorganic said:
It's teeming with people, too. And insects. Do you plan on eating them, too?

If I adhered to my principles as strictly as some meateaters seem to think I should without being labeled a hypocrite, I'd have to just stay home all the time.

The roads were built and are maintained by meateaters. Shit! My house was built by meateaters. As were both my vehicles. Fuck me!

If anyone needs me I'll be in the woods under a lean-to eating berries - nekkid.
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I packed some trail mix and a flashlight,let's go.
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If anyone needs me I'll be searching the woods for a lean-to....
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