JohnnyO's Coffeeshop

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k-town

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Johnnyorganic said:
A little of the local from my most secretive and eccentric grower. I only get it once a year and he won't tell me what it is beyond "A little side project I'm working on." At this stage, I can't get enough to put on the menu and it is very expensive.

<Organic glances around at the little reefer men cavorting around his coffeeshop, darting from couch to table to counter>

Did'ya see that? They look like barefooted, green, smurfs!
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LOL! barefooted green smurfs! That was awesome.
 
Johnnyorganic

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<Hands Wikid a brimming mug of hot cocoa and eyes the Little Reefer Man, who took a seat next to her, suspiciously>

I feel like Darby O'Gill.

Is it hot in here?

Are my eyes bloodshot?
 
Johnnyorganic

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k-town said:
Can I take one home?
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You can see them too? Man that is some good shit!

<Takes another hit off the gigantic blunt and exhales an enormous cloud of blue/grey smoke>

If you can catch one of the little bastards, you can have him.

Good luck with that. They're wily.
 
Johnnyorganic

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<Looks around the coffeeshop>

Okay. The Little Reefer Men are gone. All Clear!

<Locks the Private Reserve away for a special occasion>
 
CrackerJax

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I'm a bit peckish this morning. Any chance of a veggie omlette? Perhaps a side of golden seal hash?

Coffee, black and strong.
 
Stoney McFried

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Can I get lap dance from the proprietor of this lovely establishment?:mrgreen:
Johnnyorganic said:
Take a brief journey with me: To the future, my friends.

Welcome to JohnnyO's! The finest coffeeshop in town.

We specialize in locally grown herb here at JohnnyO's.

My vendors include both growers and breeders. All local.

Many strains you will recognize while some will be completely new to you. We even have a house brand - organic of course.

So come on in! Relax! Have a seat and take a look at the menu. The chairs and couches are comfortable and the music is not too loud. Our large collection is kept on shuffle most of the time.

Crystal will be by in a moment to take your order. I'll drift by later to say 'Hello.'

You will not be disappointed. Oh, and we do have coffee, too.
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bigbrew

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Boneman said:
Shit!! I dont even know what to say. Holy crappola JO, what was that shit bro? :eyesmoke:
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Im looking through the comments about the troll and I dont get it...

Does that mean the post was deleted or does that mean Im the troll? Probably the latter.
 
Johnnyorganic

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bigbrew said:
Im looking through the comments about the troll and I dont get it...

Does that mean the post was deleted or does that mean Im the troll? Probably the latter.
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You are not the troll.

However, I would watch the innuendos around Crystal. And I am not talking about Italian suppositories. I've seen her slap the ugly off dudes who have crossed the line.

This coffeeshop is troll-free so far.

But this shop is on a busy street so it's inevitable for them to pass by our door from time to time. And sometimes customers, guests, come in with troll-gore on them.
 
Wikidbchofthewst

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*Wikid waltzes in*

Freddy Mercury fucking rocked...but can you really waltz to Queen?

I learned to waltz in the aisles of a Home Depot, so I dunno...
 
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