:Joint: Tokin'
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employedmale
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My Eggo,
Hey sorry if anything important was going on here. Just kind of token. Wanted to say hi. Was wondering if pot supposed to make you hapyy, how come I hate you so much?
Nono, I don'[t need all of this security.
Love you
Hey sorry if anything important was going on here. Just kind of token. Wanted to say hi. Was wondering if pot supposed to make you hapyy, how come I hate you so much?
Nono, I don'[t need all of this security.
Love you
mysunnyboy
Well-Known Member
school is out i see^^^
not you caliboy
not you caliboy
Puddle Of Goop
Member
i was on GC. Then i realized how less communist this was. and better people...
lycanhall
Active Member
As being a newbie to first time growing iv'e got most of my help from this site and all you fellow smokers around the world so a BIG THANK YOU
Came across this and was wondering if you all agree?, i do on some lol
GANJA ETIQUETTE
Written By:
Groda Lotsapot
1. The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hit.
2. If someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a complement on his rolling skills.
3. If someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the excuse that its okay for him to Bogart it since
it's his weed; this is definitely not cool. The punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how
much he put in. (if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person and rag
on him)
4. If someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or the person is just a retard) then
they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit. This does NOT mean the
person who lights gets free hits... this privilege tends to get abused ("hey lemme light it for you.")
5. If someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the pipe/joint and blow all the shit on the floor,
this person must be ragged on and the person can't smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)
6. If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let him or her eat some munchies you may have
lying around... don't be cheap with your food, if you have any.
7. If someone who's smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him some, (cotton mouth is not
fun).
8. Converse of #7: if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp.
9. If smoking from a joint, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet. It is
disgusting and it messes up the joint.
10. If youre smoking from a bong and there is not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should
save the smoke in the chamber for the next person. (Don't let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all
yourself)
11. Never bogart
12. Never bitch about someone else's weed being no good. If you don't like it don't smoke it!
13. If a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that friend high
14. Thou shall not turn down a smoke. Ever!
15. Phrased in the form of a narrative: My buddy and I are sitting around smoking the weed that I just
scored. After flaming-up, and taking a few moderate puffs, I pass it on. The sounds that follow can
only be described as vacuum-like. After a couple of huge, lung-busting tokes, the guy passes back the
remnants of something that could have, at some point, been a joint. If it's not completely "canoed",
then it's absolutely soaked. I not so subtly drop that old Cheech & Chong line "Hey man, can I wring it
out for you?" He just looks at me.
16. I have noticed the following: After smoking-up, the odd "crass-monkey" some people will actually eat
the stained, disgusting roach. This must be because they want that "extra bit" of oil, resin, or whatever
is left on the paper. This situation can be compared to the patron of a good restaurant picking up his "as
good as empty" plate and licking off the remaining morsels of food. Sure he got that little pool of
gravy, but was it really worth it?
17. If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you
wish) and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff.
18. It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying that person of its possible
cashed-ness. A proper warning would be 'Here ya go. I think it might be cashed.
19. The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first hit. It doesn't matter whose
weed it is.
20. Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it sounds silly, but I know
people who never say thanks and it gets a little annoying.
21. The person who brought the bud picks the music.
22. When using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's what the "homeowner" does.
23. NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING him or her to catch you a buzz. Of course, there are
exceptions to this rule...
24. If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water back in!)
25. When the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it is common courtesy here to put the
roach in a bowl and finish it that way. That way the people who don't mind burning their fingers don't
get it all.
26. Thou shall not roll pinners
Came across this and was wondering if you all agree?, i do on some lol
GANJA ETIQUETTE
Written By:
Groda Lotsapot
1. The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hit.
2. If someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a complement on his rolling skills.
3. If someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the excuse that its okay for him to Bogart it since
it's his weed; this is definitely not cool. The punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how
much he put in. (if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person and rag
on him)
4. If someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or the person is just a retard) then
they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit. This does NOT mean the
person who lights gets free hits... this privilege tends to get abused ("hey lemme light it for you.")
5. If someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the pipe/joint and blow all the shit on the floor,
this person must be ragged on and the person can't smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)
6. If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let him or her eat some munchies you may have
lying around... don't be cheap with your food, if you have any.
7. If someone who's smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him some, (cotton mouth is not
fun).
8. Converse of #7: if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp.
9. If smoking from a joint, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet. It is
disgusting and it messes up the joint.
10. If youre smoking from a bong and there is not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should
save the smoke in the chamber for the next person. (Don't let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all
yourself)
11. Never bogart
12. Never bitch about someone else's weed being no good. If you don't like it don't smoke it!
13. If a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that friend high
14. Thou shall not turn down a smoke. Ever!
15. Phrased in the form of a narrative: My buddy and I are sitting around smoking the weed that I just
scored. After flaming-up, and taking a few moderate puffs, I pass it on. The sounds that follow can
only be described as vacuum-like. After a couple of huge, lung-busting tokes, the guy passes back the
remnants of something that could have, at some point, been a joint. If it's not completely "canoed",
then it's absolutely soaked. I not so subtly drop that old Cheech & Chong line "Hey man, can I wring it
out for you?" He just looks at me.
16. I have noticed the following: After smoking-up, the odd "crass-monkey" some people will actually eat
the stained, disgusting roach. This must be because they want that "extra bit" of oil, resin, or whatever
is left on the paper. This situation can be compared to the patron of a good restaurant picking up his "as
good as empty" plate and licking off the remaining morsels of food. Sure he got that little pool of
gravy, but was it really worth it?
17. If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you
wish) and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff.
18. It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying that person of its possible
cashed-ness. A proper warning would be 'Here ya go. I think it might be cashed.
19. The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first hit. It doesn't matter whose
weed it is.
20. Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it sounds silly, but I know
people who never say thanks and it gets a little annoying.
21. The person who brought the bud picks the music.
22. When using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's what the "homeowner" does.
23. NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING him or her to catch you a buzz. Of course, there are
exceptions to this rule...
24. If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water back in!)
25. When the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it is common courtesy here to put the
roach in a bowl and finish it that way. That way the people who don't mind burning their fingers don't
get it all.
26. Thou shall not roll pinners
bigbudahluva
Active Member
g thats alot of text above...
bigbudahluva
Active Member
i agree with this 26. Thou shall not roll pinners
writtin
Well-Known Member
Nasty - I would rather pack them a fresh bowl than give them a stale hit...
lycanhall
Active Member
- 17. If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you
wish) and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff.
i just walk in say what i want then go, although i have had some tasters of my dealer, and we do have a joint together now and then,
you guys are doing big things there!
bubbles6302
Well-Known Member
Normally i will stay and chat i couldnt b smokin everytime id never get anything done
i keep my smoking until night time Blunts and Bongs 
undadatable1x
Member
I appreciate your forum. Let's keep growing. Literally and figuratively .
wildfire91969
Member
Hello, new to this....I am a driver...love to smoke just have to figure out a inexpensive way to pass the pop up urine tests....
FoilageTrees
Well-Known Member
niosin look for it a cvs
hillbillyherbs
Well-Known Member
I like these two:
13. If a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that friend high
14. Thou shall not turn down a smoke. Ever! This one keeps me on the couch most of the day.
13. If a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that friend high
14. Thou shall not turn down a smoke. Ever! This one keeps me on the couch most of the day.
Super Toker
Active Member
Thanx for the site rollitup. Love it but still learning to use it lol. Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time.
suppermario
Member
As someone who sold pot when I was in high school. I would say that if you are a 1/8 to 1/4 and week buyer you should smoke me up ones a week for dealing with you and if you are a 1/2 to full oz buyer we take turns smoking one another and QP to lbs if you are spending that kinda money you should get a J or some bong hits to see what you are getting. but this is if I only see you cuz you like to get bud from me if you are a true friend I keep a HP as head stash for the month so if your with me when I roll up you smoke for free and my G/f and her cut friends smoke for free when they want. life rule one keep the girl happy and and your friends around you high.
suppermario
Member
Y do you love you city so much if you dont mind me asking there?