Just failed my test and lost my job

resinousflowers

resinousflowers

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fireproof said:
Really? 10 years ago, and you were depending on it now? That's like having a girl over to watch a VHS movie because VHS was the shit 10 years ago. Come on buddy. You know what I've never seen fail? Water. Lots of fucking water. It's like flushing your plants, except it's your urinary tract. I've seen people, seriously, SEEN, shit, smoked with them, people smoke the morning of a test, and drink gallons of water between that time, and the afternoon that day when they took the test, and saw them pass their test. I know they passed because I drove them to work when they got the job.

Flush your shit by drinking water whenever you're not doing something that prohibits you from drinking water. It works. Flush motherfucker, flush!
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drinking lots of water can work,but you have to be careful,coz drinking too much water in a short space of time can kill ya.
 
resinousflowers

resinousflowers

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Metasynth said:
Just because you have black friends, that doesn't make a statement any less racist...Just letting you know...

That being said, I didn't find it very offensive...Fuck the politically correct bullshit...
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political correctness is a good thing,because in many ways it helps protect the vunerable.
 
adgas

adgas

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smokinheavy79 said:
Awww... I said something that meant something to someone! You can still be a likeable guy even though you are so arrogant to believe there is no God. I'm amazed at people who are atheists. I mean, what is the point of Life without an afterlife?! For 70 years of happiness? What if you are born poor and your whole life sucks and you die young? And why do atheists get married? or do they? Atheists are kinda like people in AA. Then spend their whole lives talking about something they hate. I dont believe in smurfs...but I dont make it a point to mention that to everyone ;) I dont care atheists are freaking idiots!
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What the fuck arw you on about mate? Who brought religion into it? You did. Im an athiest and i make it my point to never bring it up because why talk about something that didnt exist?

Your the one bringing religion into it. Fine you belive in god i respect that i dont so stop jamming it down my throught!!! Whats the point of living your only known life wishing for somthing an old book told you would happen. Fuck in another 2000 years are people going to belive harry potter and all hes magic was the gospel?

Peace enjoy your eternal bliss dick head ill be watching from "hell" with all the fun people.
 
zvuv

zvuv

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I think the caveman clubbing and dragging a woman by the hair is a cartoon strip invention. But in anycase, whether he woos her with roses or ropes her like steer, thats how he gets the girl. The issue is what happens after.

In every part of the world, in every age men and women have mostly lived in families. If there are exceptions they are few. Even in stone age cultures and in predominantly atheist countries like Czech Republic and Sweden, men get married. In fact the archeological and anthropological evidence is that our ancestors have been living in family groups for millions of years. Humans are exceptional in that raising child is a huge investment and takes many years. This reproductive strategy requires both parents to participate in the upbringing of the children. For men who don't stick around, over the long term produce fewer successful offspring. Nature has selected for husbands. There are many species that mate for life. It's their nature, why shouldn't it be mine?

@SmokinHeavy

hmmm..... thought I posted an answer but it doesn't appear. I am reposting. If I have posted twice I apologize.

Like most men, I simply want a family and a home. I want to raise children and have a long term relationship with a woman. I just do. I'm built that way.

I dont understand how accepting Evolution is arrogance. It makes sense to me thats why I accept it. The bible does not and I reject it's claims.

Faith is a slippery word. It means many different things. But in the sense that religious people mean it when they say they have faith in God, no I dont use that kind of faith to justify my atheism.

I'd love to continue this discussion, but we are hijacking Mike's thread which is really not right. If you like, start a new thread and I will see you there :)
 
smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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zvuv said:
I think the caveman clubbing and dragging a woman by the hair is a cartoon strip invention. But in anycase, whether he woos her with roses or ropes her like steer, thats how he gets the girl. The issue is what happens after.

In every part of the world, in every age men and women have mostly lived in families. If there are exceptions they are few. Even in stone age cultures and in predominantly atheist countries like Czech Republic and Sweden, men get married. In fact the archeological and anthropological evidence is that our ancestors have been living in family groups for millions of years. Humans are exceptional in that raising child is a huge investment and takes many years. This reproductive strategy requires both parents to participate in the upbringing of the children. For men who don't stick around, over the long term produce fewer successful offspring. Nature has selected for husbands. There are many species that mate for life. It's their nature, why shouldn't it be mine?

@SmokinHeavy

hmmm..... thought I posted an answer but it doesn't appear. I am reposting. If I have posted twice I apologize.

Like most men, I simply want a family and a home. I want to raise children and have a long term relationship with a woman. I just do. I'm built that way.

I dont understand how accepting Evolution is arrogance. It makes sense to me thats why I accept it. The bible does not and I reject it's claims.

Faith is a slippery word. It means many different things. But in the sense that religious people mean it when they say they have faith in God, no I dont use that kind of faith to justify my atheism.

I'd love to continue this discussion, but we are hijacking Mike's thread which is really not right. If you like, start a new thread and I will see you there :)
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listen, i have to go grocery shopping...first i'm gonna hit this new weed I just got...after all that, I will read your, undoubtedly insightful, post... ;)
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
smokinheavy79 said:
Where babies come from... spoiler alert, the butt.
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A young lady asks her gynecologist:
"Doctor, is it possible for me to become pregnant if I've only done it ... you know, the other way?"
Beaming, he replies
"Of course, young lady! How do you think we get attorneys?"
cn
 
hazorazo

hazorazo

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Jakabok Botch said:
some retest with the same sample they already took...(only this time you pay for it)
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Most, from my understanding, do not keep the viles around, they send them off to a lab, and those get trashed after the lab tests it. Claiming a false positive usually forces them to get a new test, including a new vile of urine, because the first vile was trashed....most likely......

Maybe there is a lab out there that keeps the urine samples on hand for some time, but that would be really strange, given the volume a lab often has being tested.

You are absolutely right about paying for the second test, that is usually true....you have to pay for it, not the company.....because they think you are a drug addict until you prove the false positive wrong......haha.
 
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