IlEastmanlI
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Ok so I was on my way from picking up a g of some purps, to my friend's house to pick up my bubbler, when I get pulled over by PD...keep in mind that I have a g of purps in my pocket. He asks why I was tailgating, and I said that it was in no way intentional. He proceeds to ask for my id and insurance, at which time I proceed to get increasingly nervous for no appearent reason . He asks why I'm shaking and I politely let him know that I've just been nervous around police since I was a kid, and he kind of shrugged and said ok. He then asks if I have any drugs in the back of my truck and I said no, since there weren't any, of course. He asks if he can search the car and I said yes, so he says wait here, and then goes to his cruiser to run my id and insurance (policy was terminated 4 months ago.) He comes back and asks me to get out so he can search my truck, but in doing so, he asks if I mind if he pats me down, to which I had to say yes. He actually patted me down and squeezed the nugz...nothing. Anyway, another officer shows up by this time, and right before he starts to search, he asks one more time..."Is there anything in here I should know about?" I IMMEDIATELY got up and said actually yes! I had a syringe of mushroom spore solution behind my seat, so I got up, GOT THEM OUT FOR HIM, gave them to him and told them what they were. Needless to say he was astonished that I would tell him the whole story behind the syring, but I'll get into that another time. He tells the other officer to call a K9 unit to sniff the syringe, but the unit is busy in the field. They call it in, and after finding out that spores and spore solutions are not illegal in Texas, they still opt to confiscate it, to which I had no complaints. They're sending it to a lab to verify that the solution isn't actually any hard drugs like heroine, opium, and a few others. They give me my id, insurance card, AND MY EFFIN ROLLER! LOL!, and said, we're gonna let you off with a warning on the tailgating...just be more careful next time! So here's what happened: I go to pick up a g, and after I get it, I leave to get my bubbler but get pulled over, questioned, and searched with the weed in my pocket, and get off with a tailgating warning. Now it's 416 and 4 minutes til blast off...then work at 5. I hope work is half as exciting as the day has been so far.