Keeping Count - Ganjames And The Never-Ending Mouse Hunt.

ganjames

ganjames

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So far the score is Ganjames (1) - Mice (0)
One terrorist mouse has been successfully eliminated.

But another has been spotted, and there could be many more... I must keep going strong!

They have breached through an opening under the vanity in my bathroom...
It's safe to assume they are planning to attack soon.

 
ganjames

ganjames

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He doesn't run when I open the door... he just doesn't give a fuck. Ballsy little bastard. Keeps setting off the humane trap be he's not going for it.

Sorry mouse, but I might have to break out the lethal rounds.
 
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It sounds like theres a whole fucking nest in my walls in the past week.I gotta think of something these fucking things are so fast and the glue traps haven't been working.They are driving me crazy
 
ganjames

ganjames

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It sounds like theres a whole fucking nest in my walls in the past week.I gotta think of something these fucking things are so fast and the glue traps haven't been working.They are driving me crazy
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I hate these fucking things! I get out of the shower and as I'm drying off I can hear them scurrying around in the walls.

A while back I had an allergic reaction to something and had hives all over the place, so I went and bought that aveeno oatmeal powder shit that you put in the bath. Well I've kept it under the sink since then (they were in the box and in individual packets). They fucking ate it! Not only ate it but made a huge mess under the sink. I had a couple pairs of nice black nikes under there... COVERED IN OATMEAL POWDER THIS MORNING!
 
jonblaze420

jonblaze420

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That sucks dude!!!!! Get a shotgun and just go fucking Modern Warfare 3 on those little mice!!! Who cares!!! Fuck them up!!!
 
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ganjames said:
I hate these fucking things! I get out of the shower and as I'm drying off I can hear them scurrying around in the walls.

A while back I had an allergic reaction to something and had hives all over the place, so I wen't and bought that aveeno oatmeal powder shit that you put in the bath. Well I've kept it under the sink since then (they were in the box and in their individual packets). They fucking ate it! Not only ate it but made a huge mess under the sink. I had a couple pairs of nice black nikes under there... COVERED IN OATMEAL POWDER THIS MORNING!
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lmfao I would be snapping.
I think I told you guys about the holes showing up out of no where from these fucking rodents and now the spiders are taking over the hole lol.Webs and shit all over it.

We should have a contest who can catch the biggest mouse/spider in there house.
 
ganjames

ganjames

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New Score! Ganjames (1) Kitty Cat (1) Mice (0)

I watched it go down up close and personal... Kitty took care of business, now it's time for a treat.

 
ganjames

ganjames

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Oh shit! Kitty Cat took the lead and we have a new score update!

Ganjames (1) - Kitty Cat (2) - Mice (0)

 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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ganjames said:
New Score! Ganjames (1) Kitty Cat (1) Mice (0)

I watched it go down up close and personal... Kitty took care of business, now it's time for a treat.

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Oh snap kitty knifed that mousy bastard!

My friends kitteh just merced a pretty big rabbit in his yard. When we found it under his car, the head was destroyed and the brains were eaten out by the cat! No shit! God damned Zombie cat...
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Traps?

I can't help myself, if I see a mouse I'm after it and just catch it by myself.

Half of me thinks it's adorable and half of me wants to eat it.

Usually I'll play with them for a while, then let them go. My cat got one before I could, so I made a little rug out of him...
 
jonblaze420

jonblaze420

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Hell yeah your 'lazy cat' sure showed you didn't he or she Ganjames! That cat was like 'I'm lazy bitch? I see you jack off at night bitch, I'm gonna show you how many mice I can kill, bitch!!!!'
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Traps?

I can't help myself, if I see a mouse I'm after it and just catch it by myself.

Half of me thinks it's adorable and half of me wants to eat it.

Usually I'll play with them for a while, then let them go. My cat got one before I could, so I made a little rug out of him...
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Would you post pics of the rug you made out of that cat? cn
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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If I can find the little thing, sure. I don't think I tanned it quite right because the edges have gone a little crispy, I got it all off in one piece with the flesh intact but the little thing took a whole two hours! I didn't want to 'defile' the little body by poking holes in it or anything ^^;
 
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