kids these days...

patlpp

New Member
Seriously, would it be more efficient? Like 1 shot soaked up equals 2 shot swallowed? How about if you get almost upside down and pour some directly and then pinch tight for 5 minutes? Could an Ass Doctor tell if you are "Boofing" by scaring? Why did I get wood when I read the title?
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
Really? Whats wrong with people? I hear their smoking fake weed and bath salts- what happened to the children are our future? Sounfs like our futures going to suck if the guys are all drunk on ass tampons
 

......

Well-Known Member
Didn't one of the people from jackass pour a bunch of beer in there ass or something like that?
 

egon

Well-Known Member
thats the craziest thing i've heard in awhile, why not just IV the booze directly into your veins. wouldn't vodka burn your bum hole?

I blame tom green.

[video=youtube;3NjThjinDDQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjThjinDDQ[/video]
 

mak

Active Member
a guy on a 1000ways to die,died from his wife pooring a bottle or 2 of wine down a funnel,tube,and into his ass
 

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member
Get high and sick at the same time.

Kotex tampons recalled over bacterial contamination

U.S. Food and Drug Administration
A package of recalled Kotex tampons is seen in an undated handout photo.


By JoNel Aleccia
Kimberly-Clark is recalling about 1,400 cases of Kotex tampons because of plastic tubing that may be contaminated with bacteria that could cause dangerous infections, a spokesman for the Dallas-based firm said Monday.
The recall applies to limited lots of Kotex Natural Balance Security Unscented Tampons Regular Absorbency distributed to Walmart, Fry's and Smith's stores in eight states. They were sold in 18-count and 36-count boxes with SKU numbers of 15063 and 15068.
The tampons were recalled after company tests detected the bacterium Enterobacter sakazakii, which could cause health problems, including vaginal infections, urinary tract infections, pelvic inflammatory disease or other, potentially life-threatening infections. Women with existing health problems, including cancer, HIV or compromised immune systems, are at higher risk for infection.
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
And I thought people who did heroin sopositories were bad...at least that avoids a needle. But alcohol up the ass via tampon? WTF...lol. How do you know when it's finished? When do you get a refill ? Do you need a chaser for the stronger stuff? Does it work with mixed drinks too? Will this replace the Jarger bombs? Will they offer it as a happy hour special? How do you cheers someone? Do you pull your pants down to make a toast at a wedding?....so many questons come to mind.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
And I thought people who did heroin sopositories were bad...at least that avoids a needle. But alcohol up the ass via tampon? WTF...lol. How do you know when it's finished? When do you get a refill ? Do you need a chaser for the stronger stuff? Does it work with mixed drinks too? Will this replace the Jarger bombs? Will they offer it as a happy hour special? How do you cheers someone? Do you pull your pants down to make a toast at a wedding?....so many questons come to mind.
Just imagine the barstools
...stool bars...
cn
 

the night owl

Active Member
And I thought people who did heroin sopositories were bad...at least that avoids a needle. But alcohol up the ass via tampon? WTF...lol. How do you know when it's finished? When do you get a refill ? Do you need a chaser for the stronger stuff? Does it work with mixed drinks too? Will this replace the Jarger bombs? Will they offer it as a happy hour special? How do you cheers someone? Do you pull your pants down to make a toast at a wedding?....so many questons come to mind.
Haha, I literally laughed out loud for like 5 mins. +rep
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
....imagine a back room in the bar just for this, like the VIP at a strip club...those waitresses had better get good tips. " may I take that for you sir?...would you like another?"...
...I like my whiskey on the rocks, how does that work?
 

sso

Well-Known Member
well, the aztec (or maybe it was the incans or both)

used to have a servant girl stick a sorta balloon up their asses (put the open air end, up your ass and then press the balloon to push its contents up your ass)

and in the ballon was a mixture of drugs.


wouldnt sticking alcohol up your ass, sting like fuck though? lol
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
well, the aztec (or maybe it was the incans or both)

used to have a servant girl stick a sorta balloon up their asses (put the open air end, up your ass and then press the balloon to push its contents up your ass)

and in the ballon was a mixture of drugs.


wouldnt sticking alcohol up your ass, sting like fuck though? lol
....sounds like that carear may make a come back.
 
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