april
Pickle Queen
I as a man hate porn! And seeing pictures of naked women... that is disgusting! I just think... shit hold on my nose just cracked my monitor.
Nose eh

I as a man hate porn! And seeing pictures of naked women... that is disgusting! I just think... shit hold on my nose just cracked my monitor.
Nose ehexcuse me while i pound on the "insert" key
Nose ehexcuse me while i pound on the "insert" key
So ... is he a Real Boy? cn
Here's me about to miss some linguistic tool you're employing, but i think it was a pinochio referenceAnd lat i checked, yup, that was his nose.
That went over my head, I visualised staring so closely at the pics that your nose cracks the screen. Maybe I was taking personal experience into my logic
this guy... heh!Were you hoping they were going to blow your nose? cn
We should be paying for your punsWere you hoping they were going to blow your nose? cn
repeat shows at 5, 7 and 10pm. dont forget to tip your waiter...We should be paying for your puns
Baum, Boom, Done and Done.
As I've come to find out, some people are just incapable of being alone. Rumor has it that Lady Gaga was so afraid of being alone that she made her assistant sleep next to her in bed. Idk why but I can kind of understand it. It's human nature to want to be accepted by the pack because exile usually meant death. But I've spent so much time alone in high school and in life in general that it's given me tremendous strength when it comes to walking away or ending relationships. I used to think these people were pathetic. That they were so weak minded that they can't stand being alone with their thoughts. Or that they're so used to being in a group and following someones lead, that when they're alone, they can't help but realize what a waste their life is.As I've spoken about over the course of this thread, I'm very much in love with this guy I live with. He's known for about 3 years. He reels me in close like he's going to ask me out them promptly dates one of my friends instead and does nothing but complain about it. I do make it clearly known when I like someone, and I have kicked his ass when he's been rude and generally acting like a dick. I keep getting strung along by guys who then say thanks but no thanks, want to be friends with benefits but them getting all the benefits or just flat out reject me. What I do not understand is why they call me at 3 am crying about how much their bitchy girlfriend is driving them nuts and they with they were like me, telling me how much they love me and don't date me. They still want me close though. T-bird, the guy I love grabbed my arm when I wanted to leave the house- I said I couldn't cope with being so close to him and being expected to do all the girlfriend shit if he didn't want me like that. He pulled me into his lap and cried with his arms around me for 45 minutes.
2 weeks later his new girlfriend moves into our bedroom... -_-
Gotta give the one on the bottom props for the outfit though
Looks hand made..
This one is dedicated to all the lovely ladies out there who put out...
[video=youtube;lQlIhraqL7o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o#![/video]
"she put a bag on my head" ...
"still came!"
I can't find anyone, that's the problem. His family adore me- I get taken out to all family dinners etc. his mother prefers me to the girlfriend. It's a fucked up situation. He calls home and his mother asks if she should pass the phone to one of his women.
I love him. Genuinely am 100% in love with the fucker. I've even wanted to try datin someone else to distract myself or make him jealous, but I can't because no one is interested.
As I've spoken about over the course of this thread, I'm very much in love with this guy I live with. He's known for about 3 years. He reels me in close like he's going to ask me out them promptly dates one of my friends instead and does nothing but complain about it. I do make it clearly known when I like someone, and I have kicked his ass when he's been rude and generally acting like a dick. I keep getting strung along by guys who then say thanks but no thanks, want to be friends with benefits but them getting all the benefits or just flat out reject me. What I do not understand is why they call me at 3 am crying about how much their bitchy girlfriend is driving them nuts and they with they were like me, telling me how much they love me and don't date me. They still want me close though. T-bird, the guy I love grabbed my arm when I wanted to leave the house- I said I couldn't cope with being so close to him and being expected to do all the girlfriend shit if he didn't want me like that. He pulled me into his lap and cried with his arms around me for 45 minutes.
2 weeks later his new girlfriend moves into our bedroom... -_-
Gotta give the one on the bottom props for the outfit though
Looks hand made..
Oh for sure. Also, you forgot that they have to be down with ganja.They still have to be small and cute and fun though.