Lady J's Smokin' Section

Lady.J said:

Yea that's very logical...but fear ain't logical, so I act like a b*tch when I see a spider

My sister had to be hospitalized when I was 5 due to a spider bite so I think that has a lot to do with it...never knew what kind bit her, happened in her sleep. I watched my dad lance her arm with a knife...this green cottage cheese looking shit came out. Messed me all up as a kid. When I asked my mom why my sis couldn't come home from the hospital...she had this scared worried look on her face, and tried to assure me, but I knew better. SCARY!

When I was in 3rd grade, a girl came to school with a huge bump on her forehead and didn't know where it came from. She started getting dizzy and fainting in class...spider bite as well. Got her in her sleep.

Any spider in my house is a dead spider.

Click to expand...

Lady.J said:

Hey everybody. Time for a little update. So....we have the stunted plants first:

So, one thing I am learning from growing multiple strains is about the different needs of each plant. I must have forgot to label it in MS paint, but this is the Big Bud #2 (if you can't read my chicken scratch). As you can see, it is showing N deficiency again. This baby is an N ho....fo sho lol. Sorry, 40 year old virgin reference . I've been correcting it though, and as you can also see, the new growth is nice and green. This plant is 22 days old.

The Blueberry has turned out to be my picky baby, but I was expecting that. Well, I guess you can't call her a baby since she's a month old now. She started showing signs of another N deficiency again but I caught her quick enough and she's looking nice and green. She seems to overwater more easily compared to the other plants. If she looks a little droopy it's because I let her dry out a little more than usual after spotting the signs of overwatering.

C99 is proving to be a resilient plant. She is doing pretty well considering she has been stunted as well.

So all in all, the plants are doing better. They are looking so much better already and think they will be ready for the tent by next week. Guess what I used to help them get back to being healthy? URINE. Yup, that's right, pee. So, this is proof that it works and doesn't burn plants when used properly. I am going to give a warning right now...if anyone replies with how I am nasty and how urine is so bad for plants and blah blah whatever bullshit someone says who has not researched this before opening their mouth...I will more or less tell you to fuck off after linking a scientific study that proved that human urine grows just as well as commercial fertilizers. If I'm in a better mood later today, maybe I will tell you in a more politically correct manner...but probably not .

So now we have the seedlings....they are looking so much better / healthier than the above plants. Want to know what's difference? I started ferting them since they sprouted with...guess again...urine. Please guys, don't make me have to tell anyone about themselves. If you don't like that I grow my plants with pee, get the fuck off my thread. Thank yooooooou (in my Bernie Mac voice).

If you made it through the cussing and bitchiness, here are the seedling pics

I think this baby looks great for the 3rd day. The stunted plants didn't look like this until 1.5 weeks had passed. She is actually as big as the Rambo that I'm posting below:

I love what I've heard about Rambo...supposed to be highly resistant to bugs and mold, ideal for outside growth...and the take on the smoke is that it's supposed to have wonderful flavor.


And I don't know if most of you remember...but I was worried about my Pineapple Express because when it sprouted from the soil, it didn't stand up straight, but laid in the dirt with a very white stem and the casing stuck on the pre leaves. I gave her a few days and she righted herself up

Click to expand...

bigbaby420 said:

thos damn spiders.. i got bit by brown recluse and oh my was it a sight to see.. lol some of the nastiest shit ever!

Click to expand...

bigbaby420 said:

someone is getting crunk..lol if they dint like it piss on em..lol

Click to expand...

sandiegojack2 said:

My mother was bit by a black widdow spider and spen't almost two week's in the tub to reduce the swelling!!! un beliveable for a 3/4" spider!! We had the house tented and exterminated!! The house was three month old! jack

Click to expand...

Flaming Pie said:

hardly any brown recluse or black widow where im at.

Click to expand...

Lady.J said:

Lucky! By the way...I took the shell off that PX since I thought it was a goner anyway...and now it's doing well. Don't know if it was coincidence or due to your advice

Click to expand...

Flaming Pie said:

Yeah I was watching my NL#2 and for 2 days the shell was not opening at all. So I just took care of it. Nl#2 has had a traumatic life.. my cat decided to uproot her and eat half her leaves.. It's a waiting game now. Still green, just no growth past 24 hours.

Click to expand...

Flaming Pie said:

View attachment 2258267My new guard spider

View attachment 2258268View attachment 2258269

NL#1 was least affected by the cat. Only a small nibble taken. Kitty must have sense weakness in NL#2 and sought to exterminate it. >.<

Click to expand...

Flaming Pie said:

On a positive note, my tomato plant has doubled in size and is flowering.

View attachment 2258286View attachment 2258288View attachment 2258293View attachment 2258294

btw the humidity is REDUNKULOUS in my florida room lately. I think that is why her last couple weeks have been so leggy.

Click to expand...

Lady.J said:

She's beautiful...when will you have to introduce the trellis?

Click to expand...

Flaming Pie said:

I know nothing about growing tomatos. suppose ill hav e to look that up.. or i may just get some bamboo stakes.

Click to expand...

Lady.J said:

omg...did you have to have your skin cut out?



lmao hell yea. Have some drank in my cup today



That's crazy Jack...I kill those on site whenever I see them outside. Scared of them getting in the house some kind of way. Don't have to worry about it (or it's babies) if it's dead!

Click to expand...

Mohican said:

Hey Lady J - Here are today's pic of the baby:


Cheers,
Mo

Click to expand...