largest land animal you can beat up with your bare hands.

Big P

Big P

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i say a Giraffe, it wouldnt be pretty but if my life depended on it i think i could get him in a sleeper hold:smile: then beat it up while hes passed out?



 
Big P

Big P

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hell yea i would knock that Giraffes ass out, or even a walrus id putem in a head lock or a full nelson
 
jollygreengiant8

jollygreengiant8

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i wouldnt fuck with a giraffe..they could just run you over and trample you with their hooves! no thanks

i could probably take down a large slow land turtle as long as its out of its shell
 
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airman

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deer are more powerful than you might think as I found out last hunting season. I shot a buck and walked up on it and he wasn't quite dead. He jumped up and threw me back about 8feet. And that was a wounded deer.
 
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OGDANTON

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if you want to start talking about turtles.... im a diver, i go diving at night to get lobster alot. most of the time i see turtles sleeping or drifting about. they are excelent eating and to make soup of, anyway imagine this, pitch black, youre snorkling around in the pacific ocean, offf the coast of mexico. pretty shallow water, however it gets deep quick. you see a turtle, first instinct is fear because they are so large and powerful, but bravery consumes as you do what you must to feed hungry mouths. so i latch my hands onto the back of its shell and hold on for a ride. depending on how large the turtle is, the difficulty of wresting it differs. generally, its pretty easy to wrestle a hundred fifty pound turtle into a fiberglass otuboard boat. Its easy because the turtles tire out very quickly. Once you and a friend (it helps alot) pull Leonardo into the boat, the hard part is out of the way. Now all there is thats left to do is eat it. anyway, thats what i do. I honestly wrestle turtles sometimes... its the truth.
 
Gryphonn

Gryphonn

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[quote="SICC";1692743]i could fuc up a Kangaroo. can take a good sized ape as well. ;)[/quote]

I'll take that wink and agree with you...:mrgreen:

Kangaroos are big. Especially big Greys or Reds. They will get up on their tail and strike down with their back legs, disembowelling you with their toes if the strike is true to mark. I am wary of wallabies in the wild in case I inadvertently corner one. They can be scary little buggers too.
As for an ape. You can have them too. Fuckers could rip your arm off and not even pause before they tore your other arm off.

That scary...
 
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