largest land animal you can beat up with your bare hands.

[quote="SICC";1698722]haha yea but one good right hook, ohhh boy, [/quote]

I've seen a kangaroo hit by a car at 40 mph. It got sideswiped and smacked in the head by the front bumper. It rolled a few times, got up, looked around, then hopped away...wanna be a damned good right hook!

haha i got a good 1, 2 combo up my sleeve

punch him right in the neck.

Yea, or maybe a good Sleeper hold

fdd2blk said:

punch him right in the neck.

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Quick off topic drift...

I've never been a 'fighter'. I have trained in a couple of martial arts, but avoid conflicts.
When I was just 17, I had an altercation with a bloke outside the skating rink I worked at. I was trying to diffuse the situation when he punched me in the face. I was stoned at the time. He completely ruined my happy happy stone . I managed to kick him across the bridge of his nose and eye sockets from about 30 inches away. Next thing I knew, three blokes were dragging me off him as I pounded his head into a steel grate on the driveway of the parking lot. My 'Fight or Flight' instinct is extreme. It's 'do everything humanly possible to avoid a physical conflict. If that fails, throw out the rule book and finish it quick or die trying'. I really am a pacifist...

But then, a punch in the neck probably would have worked just as effectively.

Kangaroos still make me wary though......and fuck Cassowaries or Emus!

i think i could slap a ferret.. lol

netpirate said:

i think i could slap a ferret.. lol

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that's just mean.

I'm thinking I could take a goat. And this thread is hilarious

Tie me down an elephant and whatch me kick his balls in, poke out his eye, bite his tonge and scream into his ear until he rolls over...

Just theoreticaly though

I luv animals... have even riden on an elephant in the bush on a safari once. How many of you hung on to the tooth of an elephant before and let it pick you up?

i can beat up animal in my avatar

I could probably take an elephant enraged with testosterone with ease.

netpirate said:

i think i could slap a ferret.. lol

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i got a ferret you can slap around

a coyote .... whoever said cow earlier... theres no way lol... they'd stomp all over u

jfgordon1 said:

a coyote .... whoever said cow earlier... theres no way lol... they'd stomp all over u

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lol when was the last time you heard some one getting attacked from a cow haha im sure if they topple over when you tip them you can eailsy beat one up

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hahahahaha i love that movie,

[quote="SICC";1700298]lol when was the last time you heard some one getting attacked from a cow haha im sure if they topple over when you tip them you can eailsy beat one up[/quote]

lol eh man... i got cows... try taking a 1400 pound cow to the butcher... when they swing there 75 pound head at u its no walk in the park...
... im jst saying... u couldnt beat up a cow

I beat the shit out of a mouse last night. Pit's and rotties make crapy mousers

hahaha pigs i would agree with cuz i have dealt with pigs growing up on a ranch also cows and horses a cow and a horse is a different story they can inflict real serious damage i know i ride bulls and humas are no match pound for pound with one. i have a list of injuries and im only 21 but i love it as much as i love these plants this is a funny thread made me laugh though. i have also been attacked by dogs before so i count those on my list i train them and i am not scared of any dog but they can hurt you very bad.

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