Finshaggy
Well-Known Member
I've always wanted a bear. A bear would just be awesome.
I saw a thing on the news one time where this guy had a bear for a pet. He got it when it was the size of a Twinkie, and when it was a full grown, like 7ft bear, it ate at the dinner table with his family, and let them ride on his back, and it could push a 2 ton boulder, then give its owner a "high-five" without ripping his arm off. It was AMAZING.
And bears are actually smarter and easier to train than dogs. And even Black bears in the wild are somewhat "non dangerous". If you have a flash light or a large stick, and you see a black bear running at you, you can smack it in the nose (hard as fuck) with what you are holding, and it will act like a dog that got told "NO!!". I saw it on a show where this guy has a cabin where the bears migrate through his property, and he waits for them to come every year. He'll have like 15 bears around him, and the only thing he's even had to do was hit them with sticks. The ones you have to worry about are the brown "Grizzly" bears. They'll fuck you up.
And first I'm going to breed some dogs to be smart as shit (by breeding dogs for intelligence, instead of LITERALLY inbreeding them for pedigrees, and start breeding them because: They know how to work a sink, or open doors, or try to talk, or can signal yes/no etc). Then have those dogs raise the bear. The way wolves raise feral human children to act like wolves, I will have a bear that thinks it's a dog. But it will be raised by intelligent dogs, so they will teach it things normal dogs don't know, plus when the dogs realize that the bear is getting huge and that it is more capable of opening jars, doors and other things than they are, they will start teaching it to do things they can't even do.
And to make the dogs (and eventually bear) even smarter (and to find out which ones are smart in the first place) I have a theory. Stoners can relate because we smoke weed, and grow weed. We have a common subject to speak about and recognize about one another...
(almost)EVERY species of animal on Earth has DMT in it, and TONS of plants do. So I believe that ALL animals can relate when on DMT.
I would find a way to smoke DMT or drink Ayahuasca with the animals safely. THEN trip OVER and OVER so that we build a tolerance the molecule is no longer as blatantly "amazing" so that we can actually "work" while tripping. Then get primitive and speak to the animal via body language and tone. (Example: Dogs know when something growls at them, that it is angry.). And basically eventually I hope to find a common language between species. I don't think we should EVER try to send signals into space or speak to aliens until we can speak to the species of this planet, because 1) how would we understand them, and 2) why would they want to talk to a species that treats EVERY species it meets like... Food.
But I believe using this method, I can not only have a bear. But set the stepping stones to integrate bears and dogs into society (over hundreds or thousands of years)
I saw a thing on the news one time where this guy had a bear for a pet. He got it when it was the size of a Twinkie, and when it was a full grown, like 7ft bear, it ate at the dinner table with his family, and let them ride on his back, and it could push a 2 ton boulder, then give its owner a "high-five" without ripping his arm off. It was AMAZING.
And bears are actually smarter and easier to train than dogs. And even Black bears in the wild are somewhat "non dangerous". If you have a flash light or a large stick, and you see a black bear running at you, you can smack it in the nose (hard as fuck) with what you are holding, and it will act like a dog that got told "NO!!". I saw it on a show where this guy has a cabin where the bears migrate through his property, and he waits for them to come every year. He'll have like 15 bears around him, and the only thing he's even had to do was hit them with sticks. The ones you have to worry about are the brown "Grizzly" bears. They'll fuck you up.
And first I'm going to breed some dogs to be smart as shit (by breeding dogs for intelligence, instead of LITERALLY inbreeding them for pedigrees, and start breeding them because: They know how to work a sink, or open doors, or try to talk, or can signal yes/no etc). Then have those dogs raise the bear. The way wolves raise feral human children to act like wolves, I will have a bear that thinks it's a dog. But it will be raised by intelligent dogs, so they will teach it things normal dogs don't know, plus when the dogs realize that the bear is getting huge and that it is more capable of opening jars, doors and other things than they are, they will start teaching it to do things they can't even do.
And to make the dogs (and eventually bear) even smarter (and to find out which ones are smart in the first place) I have a theory. Stoners can relate because we smoke weed, and grow weed. We have a common subject to speak about and recognize about one another...
(almost)EVERY species of animal on Earth has DMT in it, and TONS of plants do. So I believe that ALL animals can relate when on DMT.
I would find a way to smoke DMT or drink Ayahuasca with the animals safely. THEN trip OVER and OVER so that we build a tolerance the molecule is no longer as blatantly "amazing" so that we can actually "work" while tripping. Then get primitive and speak to the animal via body language and tone. (Example: Dogs know when something growls at them, that it is angry.). And basically eventually I hope to find a common language between species. I don't think we should EVER try to send signals into space or speak to aliens until we can speak to the species of this planet, because 1) how would we understand them, and 2) why would they want to talk to a species that treats EVERY species it meets like... Food.
But I believe using this method, I can not only have a bear. But set the stepping stones to integrate bears and dogs into society (over hundreds or thousands of years)
