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LimeRIUcks?

RyanTheRhino

RyanTheRhino

Well-Known Member
UncleBuck said:
to this man good ramming was key,
with lesbians especially,
a god among men,
i'll say it again,
all bow before the large d.
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the large d said:
I have been honored by the great UncleBuck
who speaks the truth and does not give a ----
I believe you sir are a god yourself
the large d just likes to ram not much else.
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Looks like we have another one for the puppet accounts thread :bigjoint:

Is it getting smug in here, or is it just me.
 
KushXOJ

KushXOJ

Well-Known Member
Cinnamon toast crunch was his plant food of choice
His sad little plant would scream if it had a voice.
For it could rain and he wouldn't wet, with no umbrella
posted up pics of his girl in a coma
You gotta love the epic 1993stoner.
.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
My compatRIUts, hear my advice:
a limerick's rhymes must be nice!
While rappers will toast
words that rhyme, well ... almost,
I consider that "virtue" a vice.
cn
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
the butthurt "biker" couldn't at least have the courtesy to start a thread? he had to ruin other threads with his butthurtness?

get a life, kid.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I must have missed something. ~shrugs~

Late evenings the forum I'm slumming
I'll find nuggets that soon have me hummin.
Her eye for weird tales
makes me smile; never fails.
This "Thank You" is for WinterWoman!
cn
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
This doggerel serves as memorial
for an animal (avian, arboreal)
I knew you not long
Or got your loud song ...
and yet I will miss you, old oriole.
cn
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

Well-Known Member
there was a queen from new mexico
who grew not to like her new mexico
he likes to run
enjoys the bum
works el nightshift at Texaco.



 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
His grasp of syntax's a bit breezy
and his stories stop just short of sleazy.
But he earns my respect
as a champion of sex:
he does make the thump look so easy.
cn
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
his mania rivaled regis philbin,
his observations were damn amusin'.
he trolls here and there,
then returns to his lair,
that witty old cunt canna sylvan.
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

Well-Known Member
couldn't produce a grunt
so I kicked her in the cunt
now she's dead
in my bed
charming thread.

ode to Henry.
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
Remember the legend of stonedponey
Idoled by so many never a fony
U taught me to be kind and defeat the trolls
U gave me the courage to stand up to the moles ;)
2 my dearest friend, stonedponey

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