cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I wish I'd'a known StonedPony. But he was before my time. cn
LimeRIUcks?
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whatsaroach?lol???
Active Member
Whatsaroach u may ask
Nothing but evidence from five minutes past.
I kissed kissed the blunt goodnight
Then flicked her ass she tryd to stay the night.
No roach for me. Juss a bittersweet memory.
Nothing but evidence from five minutes past.
I kissed kissed the blunt goodnight
Then flicked her ass she tryd to stay the night.
No roach for me. Juss a bittersweet memory.
budlover13
King Tut
Really? Man, my timeline is a little fuzzy lol.
SirGreenThumb
Well-Known Member
Between my legs there's a dinosaur,
he grows and grows with a mighty roar,
It doesn't make sense why he stands so stiff,
without any arms he can roll a spliff,
Did I mention he can prop open a door?
he grows and grows with a mighty roar,
It doesn't make sense why he stands so stiff,
without any arms he can roll a spliff,
Did I mention he can prop open a door?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
A fellow with whom I would jok3h
His RIU account became pok3h.
And just when I thought
his isness was not ...
he returns to us! Welcome back ...uhm ... y'know, that guy.
cn
His RIU account became pok3h.
And just when I thought
his isness was not ...
he returns to us! Welcome back ...uhm ... y'know, that guy.
cn
TigerClock
Well-Known Member
I am not to witty
or to good at this
so spread ur cheeks
here comes my fist?
or to good at this
so spread ur cheeks
here comes my fist?
Big_Lou
Well-Known Member
'Original', as overheard by several of my father's (drunken) WWII-era friends:
There once was a man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could suck it
He said 'Oh, my dear, I'm feeling quite queer
If my ear was an ass I would fuck it!'
BONUS classic:
There was an old lady from Wheeling
Who had a particular feeling
She laid on her back, opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
A sapien, forename of neo
Resurrected this thread made by me-o!
Now necro's no good
in the rest of the hood
But this gets him a nice ninja bow, yo.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
There once was a man from Bermuda
whose cock was a live barracuda.
In the water he'd wait
stroking his master bait
And laying down thick clouds of crop Zmuda.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
On days when the Internet's rainy
T&T runs profound and inanie.
Imagine my frown
when the website went down
and came back to us covered in mainies!
T&T runs profound and inanie.
Imagine my frown
when the website went down
and came back to us covered in mainies!
tangerinegreen555
Well-Known Member
I read something similar on buzzfeed a couple months back.
Big_Lou
Well-Known Member
I'm not surprised. Many years, many versions.
How about the endless 'Barnacle Bill' variations?
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
There once was a runner named Dwight
Who could run even faster than light.
He set out one day in a relative way
And returned on the previous night...
Who could run even faster than light.
He set out one day in a relative way
And returned on the previous night...
mr sunshine
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@fdd2blk remember back in the day, when you weren't a rat and people liked you?