LimeRIUcks?

Whatsaroach u may ask
Nothing but evidence from five minutes past.
I kissed kissed the blunt goodnight
Then flicked her ass she tryd to stay the night.
No roach for me. Juss a bittersweet memory.
 
Between my legs there's a dinosaur,
he grows and grows with a mighty roar,
It doesn't make sense why he stands so stiff,
without any arms he can roll a spliff,
Did I mention he can prop open a door?
 
A fellow with whom I would jok3h
His RIU account became pok3h.
And just when I thought
his isness was not ...
he returns to us! Welcome back ...uhm ... y'know, that guy.
cn
 
There's a man, a maker of puns
Who's army consists of words, not guns
He spews with delight
Things that make us fright
Trolls tremble, when his day has begun
 
There once was a man from Nantucket
With a penis so long he could suck it
He met a hoe
She gave him a blow
His semen rained down by the bucket.

'Original', as overheard by several of my father's (drunken) WWII-era friends:

There once was a man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could suck it
He said 'Oh, my dear, I'm feeling quite queer
If my ear was an ass I would fuck it!'

BONUS classic:

There was an old lady from Wheeling
Who had a particular feeling
She laid on her back, opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
 
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