LimeRIUcks?

[cannabineer]

I wish I'd'a known StonedPony. But he was before my time. cn

 

[dirtsurfr]

He was 1 crazy guy.

 

[whatsaroach?lol???]

Whatsaroach u may ask
Nothing but evidence from five minutes past.
I kissed kissed the blunt goodnight
Then flicked her ass she tryd to stay the night.
No roach for me. Juss a bittersweet memory.

 

[neosapien]

There once was a man named Buck
his slut chicken laid a duck
many more posts since then
probably another slut hen
twenty-five thousand holy fuck

 

[budlover13]

I wish I'd'a known StonedPony. But he was before my time. cn

Really? Man, my timeline is a little fuzzy lol.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Between my legs there's a dinosaur,
he grows and grows with a mighty roar,
It doesn't make sense why he stands so stiff,
without any arms he can roll a spliff,
Did I mention he can prop open a door?

 

[cannabineer]

A fellow with whom I would jok3h
His RIU account became pok3h.
And just when I thought
his isness was not ...
he returns to us! Welcome back ...uhm ... y'know, that guy.
cn

 

[TigerClock]

I am not to witty
or to good at this
so spread ur cheeks
here comes my fist?

 

[MojoRison]

There's a man, a maker of puns
Who's army consists of words, not guns
He spews with delight
Things that make us fright
Trolls tremble, when his day has begun

 

[neosapien]

There was a man named smokermore
He fell in love with a tranny whore
They sixty-nined all night
The aids test gave him a fright
But alas his penis was just sore

 

[Bob Zmuda]

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a penis so long he could suck it
He met a hoe
She gave him a blow
His semen rained down by the bucket.

 

[Big_Lou]

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a penis so long he could suck it
He met a hoe
She gave him a blow
His semen rained down by the bucket.

'Original', as overheard by several of my father's (drunken) WWII-era friends:

There once was a man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could suck it
He said 'Oh, my dear, I'm feeling quite queer
If my ear was an ass I would fuck it!'

BONUS classic:

There was an old lady from Wheeling
Who had a particular feeling
She laid on her back, opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.

 

[cannabineer]

There was a man named smokermore
He fell in love with a tranny whore
They sixty-nined all night
The aids test gave him a fright
But alas his penis was just sore

A sapien, forename of neo
Resurrected this thread made by me-o!
Now necro's no good
in the rest of the hood
But this gets him a nice ninja bow, yo.

 

[jerryb73]

Lol at this thread..

 

[cannabineer]

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a penis so long he could suck it
He met a hoe
She gave him a blow
His semen rained down by the bucket.

There once was a man from Bermuda
whose cock was a live barracuda.
In the water he'd wait
stroking his master bait
And laying down thick clouds of crop Zmuda.

 

[cannabineer]

On days when the Internet's rainy
T&T runs profound and inanie.
Imagine my frown
when the website went down
and came back to us covered in mainies!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

BONUS classic:

There was an old lady from Wheeling
Who had a particular feeling
She laid on her back, opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.

I read something similar on buzzfeed a couple months back.

 

[Big_Lou]

I read something similar on buzzfeed a couple months back.

I'm not surprised. Many years, many versions.

How about the endless 'Barnacle Bill' variations?

 

[tyler.durden]

There once was a runner named Dwight
Who could run even faster than light.
He set out one day in a relative way
And returned on the previous night...

 

[mr sunshine]

One of the best to ever do it
As a MOD he couldn't stand stupid !
Hit you with the BAN hammer like Thor.
Quick to censor your ass like the F.C.C.
Like this post if you got love for FDD

@fdd2blk remember back in the day, when you weren't a rat and people liked you?