Republican Hollywood: Celebrities Who May Vote For Mitt Romney In November Election
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Ever hear the term "Hollywood's Liberal Elite?" It's not a nice thing to say. But hiding in the shadows (not really) among them are Hollywood's Retardicans. While most of these won't surprise you, a few might. I'm in italics.
Porn star Jenna Jameson voiced her hope for a Romney election in early August. "I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson told CBS News while sipping champagne in a VIP room at the Gold Club in San Francisco. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."
"When you're rich, you want a republican in office." Things just couldn't be simpler for Ms. Jameson, right? I think we all need to look to someone who knows how to make the right choices in life.
Kid Rock, whose real name is Robert Richie, is the man behind Romney's campaign theme song "Born Free." The Michigan rocker recently supported vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan at an event in his home state.
"We take pride in people's success, we don't resent people for being successful in this country," Ryan said, referring to Kid Rock, ABC News reported. "Look at this creator right here - the fruit of his labor coming from his mind, his talents. He took his path to find his happiness, and he is realizing his dreams and he is paving his way. Only in America can you do this. That is what this country is all about."
I can't tell you how much I dislike Kid Rock. Always have. "The Michigan rocker?" Yes, absolutely. Protecting our right to ownership is exactly what the spirit of Rock and Roll is all about.
Actor Clint Eastwood bows after speaking to delegates during the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Fla., on Thursday, Aug. 30, 2012.
During his speech, Eastwood said: "There are a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people, Republicans, Democrats, in Hollywood. It is just that the conservative people by the nature of the word itself play closer to the vest. They do not go around hot-dogging."
My such sage words of political wisdom from someone who needs to be reminded to take his afternoon medication.
Actor Jon Voight attended the Republican National Convention in support of Mitt Romney. "I think because of Gov. Romney's great talents, his great compassion, his great gifts of leadership, he's going to win this election," he told The Daily Caller. "The people are going to become aware of these qualities."
As for his daughter, Angelina Jolie, who is a champion of refugee rights and gay marriage, Voight said: "[She's] not so involved in politics, she's involved in refugees. She loves children of course and she's saved these three kids, she adopted these three lovely kids. She's a humanitarian."
As a huge fan of such classics as "Midnight Cowboy" and "Deliverance" this one kind of stings. Hell, I didn't know Angelina Jolie was his daughter until like just now.
KISS rocker Gene Simmons supported Obama in 2008 but has endorsed Romney for 2012. "Strictly speaking on the economy and in my humble opinion, Mitt Romney," he told Fox News' Gretchen Carlson in April. "America is a business and should be run by a businessman."
Y'know what? Fuck Gene Simmons. And fuck Kiss. That wasn't a band. That was a merchandising, profiteering machine with the bare minimum of musical ability. America is a fucking country, moron... Not a business. Wish he never took that makeup off.
Chuck Norris recently released an anti-Obama video with his wife Gena on his official YouTube channel. In the video, Chuck and Gena warn of "1,000 years of darkness" if Obama is reelected.'
I have nothing to add. He's clearly a crackpot quite difficult to ridicule beyond his own ridiculousness.
Hilary Duff is a registered Republican in her home state of Texas, Complex magazine reported.
Who is this again?
Musician Ted Nugent is a vehement supporter of the Republican party. At a National Rifle Association convention in St. Louis in early August, he called Obama's administration "vile," "evil" and "America-hating."
Adding, "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," Nugent added.
Another musically limited crackpot. Stick a sock in it, Ted... or better yet a 12 gauge.
Actress Shannen Doherty is a Republican. Of being a Republican in Hollywood, Complex magazine reports her as saying, "I realize that the majority of people in the entertainment business happen to be Democrats. I have no problem with that. And they should have no problem with the fact that I'm a Republican.
Yeah, no problem. Until you have to make conversation with them. "I have an idea! Let's limit our conversation to things that mean absolutely nothing!" "But, Shannon, that's what we always do."
Actor Kelsey Grammer voiced his approval of Romney in August during an interview with the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "Oh, I think he'd make a terrific president," the actor told the newspaper. "I think he'd be very good at it. He's a clear thinker. He's a kind man, you know, and he makes a lot of sense."
wtf? Kelsey Grammar is a Republican idiot? He just looks like a liberal, doesn't he? Too weird.
"Charles In Charge" actor Scott Baio donated $12,500 to the Romney campaign, according to CNN.
What? Say it ain't so. Charles in Charge is a fucking Republican? No, I don't think I want Charles in charge of me or anything else for that matter.
Pop star and "X Factor" judge Britney Spears is a Republican and she supported George W. Bush.
In a 2003 interview with CNN, when she was asked about the Iraq War, Spears said, "I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that."
Do I really need to add anything? I think we all know that this girl is cosmically stupid.
Actor Vince Vaughn is reportedly a Republican.
In 2004, Owen Wilson told USA Today about the time he and Vaughn had tried to crash a Republican fete: "It was for Young Republicans from Texas or something. Vince actually is a Republican and they didn't believe him. They saw me and said, 'Come on in.' But to Vince, they said, 'We know YOU'RE not a Republican.'
I already hated Vince Vaughn before reading this. So is Owen Wilson a Republican, too?
edit:
That felt a little 'dangly,' so I think I should add a closing statement. What do you think of that shit? It was a warm-up for the hilarious Entertainment/Politics section that's gonna be at my blog (just as all my journals have been one big warm-up for blogging itself). Think of my journals as a crude, early version of the blog to come. Just a taste, just a taste. First one's free, but you'll be back for more.
Way better and smarter than Perez Hilton, just like the author.
And shame on Vince Vaughn. Shame.