I came across a photographer in Florida who shot Carly and Stephanie.
Just in case you guys aren't fully appreciating what I do...
How does a person take a bad photo of Carly? Why don't we ask this guy? And he fucking puts his logo on it all proud and displays it on Mayhem! Fuckin' clueless. And this is his fucking avatar.
Here's how she looks in front of my lens and lights more than a year later. Look how my eyes just float off the face dreamily. Look how my skin lights up like porcelain. Hard to believe it's the same person.
And here's an example of the stuff he shot with Stephy. Oh yeah, she's about to sip an empty glass. That makes sense.
And here's one of my Stephy pix for comparison (shot with my old camera). Photography is so much more than "Sit here, click, done!"
Sometimes I feel like Usain Bolt running a race against the elderly. Shit, and I thought I was an old loser with a camera? These motherfuckers are geriatric.