Mormons....the religious punchline of faiths.

Johnnyorganic said:
I LOL at how this thread COMPLETELY ignores Scientology as the most comical.

One star.
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This one made me laugh. Scientology, Mormonism, and Jehovahs Witnesses are the most insane shit ever. At the end of the day you cant really call them religions. They are all cults. Especially Scientology.
 
Kaendar said:
The word serpent could be metaphorical. Either way yea that did happen.
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There was never a talking snake... Wait I take that back. I can't say that since you'll just ask me to prove it. So let me just ask you this. Can you prove to me that there was a talking snake?
 
Kaendar said:
Nah, other religions talk about real historical events and places. The BoM talks about made up events in made up periods of time.
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You're not going to change MY OPINION...
Certain things in history could have been rewritten along time ago
 
Kaendar said:
Dude.. Mormons are good people. They have great family values and respect everybody....
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Tell that to my uncles fiancee, she's the meanest, most hateful bitch I've ever met. I was wondering, do they make magic underwear in XXXXXL? Because she's easily over 400lbs.
 
KushXOJ said:
You're not going to change MY OPINION...
Certain things in history could have been rewritten along time ago
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So your saying that the Roman empire didnt exist? That Greece doesnt exist? That Jerusalem doesnt exist? Cuz im pretty sure they do.
 
Kaendar said:
This one made me laugh. Scientology, Mormonism, and Jehovahs Witnesses are the most insane shit ever. At the end of the day you cant really call them religions. They are all cults. Especially Scientology.
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Christianity started off as a cult within the Roman Empire.

All religions look like cults to me.

I'm just saying....
 
Kaendar said:
My proof is on paper. The most read book in all of history. Wheres your proof it didnt happen?
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[video=youtube;KayBys8gaJY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KayBys8gaJY[/video] Here it is again in case you missed it. The burden of proof is on you, not us.
 
Kaendar said:
My proof is on paper. The most read book in all of history. Wheres your proof it didnt happen?
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I've had a pet snake and it never talked to me :(.

But it's ok since I just wrote on paper that snakes don't talk.. So now I have proof that my snake didn't talk to me because snakes can't talk and not because he didn't like me.
 
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