Most Miserable Period Of My Life Selfish Gf

NoobgrowerLbc said:

This is the reason why i only had 25$ when i saw her she asked for a exspensive late vday present so i mailed her 55$ to her cusins house to give to her to buy it. Well the mail was never recieved mane her cusin took it and a week later she bug bug and bug later which is today is why i blew up so hard and also i never got my gift so fuck all of you who thinks im a bad guy,

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NObodys saying your a bad guy, just that your with a sorry ass bitch thats taking advantage of you and doesnt care about your situation or anything thats affecting you...

Final update: things have actually worked out she says shell do anything to keep me and keep me happy. She appologizes for being such a brat. This will be the last update becuase i have the upper hand and i call the shots now. She has a mental picture of me leaving her one day and it works in my favor now i dont gotta stress and no means no shell have to respect that. As for the suck me till i cum. She is deeply religously devoted to her religion catholic which is why she scared of cum and dosent even cum herself. But shes willing to put my needs over her religous beliefs becuase she now know i wont last forever in a relationship like this. I hate blue balls and she now knows how serious i am in walkin out. She dont ever want to be my friend. We ODDly started as friends which was why i still wanna be friends if i had left. This should sum up this long thread thank you all at rollitup now ima medicate to celebrate!! Toke one up with me if you like this ending!

Cant wait till the movie comes out........Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock

Lol wats the title of that movie mabe ill watch it with my gf just for laughs lol god i wish she smokes pot..

But shell says she will try a brownie ( she litterally has no clue how potent brownies are ) gonna be a while before we find out.

if she eats 2 brownies back to back all by herself you will never have this convo again LOL she will be tame as puddy cat from then on ......

Dude i just realize you reply on most of my furoms lol if you really want a good laugh you should read up my jury duty furom i was stoned out of my mind checking out this hot sherrif which i would not have done if i was sober and got caught staring while she stares back lol. My eyes were blood shot red too lol and i was litterally surfing on rollitup and other weed furoms but i didnt log in on the court rooms computer lol but i dont care cuz im legally legit to do so. And for the record if someone wants to call me cheater or what ever i allow my gf to check other guys out too if she wanted too like the old saying you can look but you cant touch.

NoobgrowerLbc said:

Dude i just realize you reply on most of my furoms lol if you really want a good laugh you should read up my jury duty furom i was stoned out of my mind checking out this hot sherrif which i would not have done if i was sober and got caught staring while she stares back lol. My eyes were blood shot red too lol and i was litterally surfing on rollitup and other weed furoms but i didnt log in on the court rooms computer lol but i dont care cuz im legally legit to do so. And for the record if someone wants to call me cheater or what ever i allow my gf to check other guys out too if she wanted too like the old saying you can look but you cant touch.

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hahahahah..............cool..............I went to traffic court blazed awhile back and couldnt stop giggling ...yea giggling at the excuse the people were giveing the judge....balif came over and offered me a room to stay if I didnt settle down LOL he was an ugly male though LOL

StonedPony said:

hahahahah..............cool..............I went to traffic court blazed awhile back and couldnt stop giggling ...yea giggling at the excuse the people were giveing the judge....balif came over and offered me a room to stay if I didnt settle down LOL he was an ugly male though LOL

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Being in court high is by far the worst thing you could ever do!!! Especially if its a good sativa...

Lol he must be under the influence of something weirdest pick up line i ever heard lol, i annoyed the judge at jury duty. They allow poeple to eat in the selection process waiting room and i had the munchies so i had big puffy cheetos and stuff a hand full into my mouth and made loud crunches like in a in a pattern lol poeple around me was laughing cuz they knew i did that on purpose judge looked like she wanted to say something but all i was doing was eating like a law abiding citizen

lol... ive only had the pleasure of jury duty once, and we was out in like 3 hours.. they sent us to break where i raided the vending machine started eating then they came in and said we was done...

keifcake said:

Being in court high is by far the worst thing you could ever do!!! Especially if its a good sativa...

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no......its not the worst.........bunji jumpiing of a 1000 ft bridge and there is no bunji equipment around and high on sativa would be a bit worse LOL

NoobgrowerLbc said:

Lol he must be under the influence of something weirdest pick up line i ever heard lol, i annoyed the judge at jury duty. They allow poeple to eat in the selection process waiting room and i had the munchies so i had big puffy cheetos and stuff a hand full into my mouth and made loud crunches like in a in a pattern lol poeple around me was laughing cuz they knew i did that on purpose judge looked like she wanted to say something but all i was doing was eating like a law abiding citizen

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He was talking about a jail cell not a private blowjob room ROFLMAO

Well yea comparatively speaking..... lol... LIke saying falling chuteless out a plane is a bit worse than tripping over the rug,,,

Seems like i saw that video on tosh last week lol

StonedPony said:

no......its not the worst.........bunji jumpiing of a 1000 ft bridge and there is no bunji equipment around and high on sativa would be a bit worse LOL

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StonedPony said:

He was talking about a jail cell not a private blowjob room ROFLMAO

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Lol my fault pony im soo baked off some pure sativas that i toked up earlier that im a bit slow lol that reply had my laughing that i woke my mom up lol.

keifcake said:

lol... ive only had the pleasure of jury duty once, and we was out in like 3 hours.. they sent us to break where i raided the vending machine started eating then they came in and said we was done...

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You are lucky lol i had to wait most of the day, what sucks was when my high faded. thank god i brought my accounting book to catch up on studying i really needed it.

StonedPony said:

no......its not the worst.........bunji jumpiing of a 1000 ft bridge and there is no bunji equipment around and high on sativa would be a bit worse LOL

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Heck no! Thats the perfect way to die, i mean would you do it if u have like a minute to live and you were gonna die anyway? It would be a glorious high

Yea i know i got lucky, we only watched a video, didnt even talk to anyone,.. Defendant entered guilty plea that morning or sumin..


I dont see the connection of falling to your death and the whole glorious high thing..

Judge: Charge is driveing at night with no headlights
Lady: Not guilty with an explanation
Judge: Proceed
Lady: well I knew the one headlight was out but didnt know about the other one. My friend called me for some asprin for her migrain. There are street lights all the way to her house and it being a emercency I thought it would be okay
Judge: Guilty Pay the balife

hahah....

That reminds me of one time i was sitting in court and they called this dude that was like 80 sumin up, and when they read the charge it was for driving the wrong way down the interstate.... And hes gonna enter a not guilty plea like you can get outta that shit... how the hell does that happen to begin with??