I now what you mean, I have a Bowflex I bought 2 years ago and every time I walk by it I can hear it whispering " get over here you lazy fuck" so I moved it into the basement. Now it's yelling at me from the basement GET OVER HERE YOU LAZY FUCK so I moved it into the garage, I'm scared to go in there haven't cut the lawn in 2 months, left the mower in there. Left my wife in there to, wonder what she's been doing in there?
A good sign that you need to do something is if you have not seen your dick in a while, loss weight.
I was on the beach one day looking at the ladies and around 6 we went to the bar and I noticed a few ladies looking at me and giggling so went over and asked and one of them said I looked like a zebra with the sun burn I had. I went intop the can and sure enough where the rolls were I was white with red stripes, I put a shirt on and 1 year later lost 65 pounds, went from a 42 to a 34 and I can still get into a 35 to this day, happened 10 years ago. Now if I could only grow my hair back LOL
IF it's to be it's up to me.