Ms Pretty

ebgood said:
Not always. There are some ugly girls packin real pretty pangpangs and some bad chicks packin disasters
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I know but it's just an opening.
I had girls that had big ones, small ones and some that had parts I couldn't identify.

If we have a magazine worthy penis or vagina, why not flaunt it?
Should we hang Mom and Dads gentialia pictures on the wall besides the kids? lol
 
I guess the fact that the guy realized that women don't find their genitalia attractive, yet went on to say THIS is what is attractive.

Like is you have no inner labia it will be painful and if you have too much labia it will be painful... Just weird. And then he even starts talking about what kind of juice is acceptable( which in my opinion, thick and creamy or clotty sounds like a yeast infection.)
 
If it's clean (sniff test) then my nose is up innit...not mentioned were the outer lips...and by clean I don't mean a soapy smell, it's the healthy smell of p^ssy.
 
TheSnake said:
No I get it that she just pulls her pants down for a quickie, but even during normal non-spur of the moment sex, she does the same... I Don't understated the lack of enthusiasm, to try new things, n shit like that

.. but i know 80-90% of women dont even know how to climax.
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Really? 90% of us can't get off?? we don't know how?? Come on man where did you get that figure?? Do the math. LOL


As for the lack of enthusiasm my gut instinct tells me this: You are with her for 2 years, maybe she is wanting marriage or kids, etc. and the sex was more fun when it felt like the relationship was "going somewhere." The sad truth is that sometimes sex can be used as a bargaining chip. NOT implying your gf is doing this, just in general. For example, say when a couple decides to have a kid, the woman is all about sex all the time. Then once conception hits BAM, no more, mission accomplished. Then when kid comes, sex drops to zero. That's because it was never that important to the woman in the first place (sex).

Guys you have to be really discerning about this. We are built different. Sex is typically more of a pure physical response for men. Women attach all sorts of other stuff to it, emotions, commitment, security, etc. With you it's biology, with us our brains and often hearts have to be engaged to be "into" sex. This is why the whole "cougar" (gads I hate that term LOL) is so popular. Older woman finally are able to separate the physical from the emotional. For us it's learned, not automatic.
 
Flaming Pie said:
I guess the fact that the guy realized that women don't find their genitalia attractive, yet went on to say THIS is what is attractive.

Like is you have no inner labia it will be painful and if you have too much labia it will be painful... Just weird. And then he even starts talking about what kind of juice is acceptable( which in my opinion, thick and creamy or clotty sounds like a yeast infection.)
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Oh there you are FP! I thought you threw this out there to the lions then left LOL BTW were you aware that only 10% of us (women) are able to have an orgasm?


Unclebaldrick said:
Yeah, clotty does not sound like fun. You should see somebody if that keeps up.

I'll never be able to look at Homer Simpson's mouth the same way.
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UGH just the word "clotty" mentioned in the same sentence as labia makes me sick. Clotty??? Dude run the other way.
 
I think that a lot of girls attach all that mushy shit with sex, but... I also know a lot of women who just can't get enough of the shlonder, hardly matters who's Johnson it is. I also know some women who do both, depending on the situation. Sometimes they want a cheap, non meaningful smoked sausage and sometimes they want a classy, more emotionally involved beef stick... Y'know?

also, women reach peak sexual drive at age 35, decline after. We reach ours at 18, then slow and steady decline. Like... What kind of cruel fucking joke is that?
 
UncleReemis said:
I think that a lot of girls attach all that mushy shit with sex, but... I also know a lot of women who just can't get enough of the shlonder, hardly matters who's Johnson it is. I also know some women who do both, depending on the situation. Sometimes they want a cheap, non meaningful smoked sausage and sometimes they want a classy, more emotionally involved beef stick... Y'know?

also, women reach peak sexual drive at age 35, decline after. We reach ours at 18, then slow and steady decline. Like... What kind of cruel fucking joke is that?
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This is true. With subjects like this there are just so many variables that I'm always skeptical of big statistics. But Uncle Reemis, I want to know how exactly does the woman express to you she wants meaningful sex when referring to it as "classy more emotionally involved beefstick." ROFL
 
Hookabelly said:
This is true. With subjects like this there are just so many variables that I'm always skeptical of big statistics. But Uncle Reemis, I want to know how exactly does the woman express to you she wants meaningful sex when referring to it as "classy more emotionally involved beefstick." ROFL
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bahaha, well y'know... I couldn't think of a classy version of a sausage, so I started thinking deli... then I came to beefstick and it was all I had yo
 
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