My 15 Minutes of Fame.......

NorthofEngland

Well-Known Member
As a University student, in the mid-80's, I was one of 7 to take part in an exchange programme with the University of Illinois.
The 7 Americans came to York for 2 terms, where they were housed and looked after by us, Then we went over there, where they looked after us.
It was fairly dull. The family I stayed with were nice but they were very religious and, after a few weeks, they had made arrangements for me to stay somewhere else. I had been written off as a debauched and sinful bad influence.
The next place was virtually my own - the owner spent 25 days out of every 28 working away. But his friends and neighbours checked the house EVERY day and made sure I knew they were watching. It was far from exciting but at least I didn't have to hold hands and pray before every fucking meal.
In the last weeks before the exchange ended, I met a girl who told me she was going to spend her summer break working as an extra in movies.
Instead of returning to England when Uni ended I decided to join her on a little adventure.

I had extra's work on several shows. Most were unknown to me.
Magnum PI and Hill Street Blues were the two that I did know.

In Magnum I was one of about 200 people in a crowd scene outside a hospital - I can be seen holding a candle, near the back/left, wearing a Motley Crew T-Shirt and a red headband.

In HILL STREET BLUEs I actually had dialogue!
Hospital ER waiting room. People with various injuries wait miserably.
I sit cradling one arm with the other - as if i'd hurt it.
A black guy walks in. He is anxious and panicky. He looks around as though casing out the place.
There is a manic desperation about him.
Then he shouted:
"I can't take it, I need to get my fix on! Stop that honky jive and lay some bread on a brother. Nice or nasty!"
He then clicked open a switch blade, held it in the face of a sweet young nurse and said:
"Don't you be making me cut you! Go get me some rapture from Doctor Feelgood".
I then had my first ever TV speaking part.
"He's got a knife!" I shouted
Then the entire waiting room all shuffled away from the man with the terrified nurse like sheep afraid of a fox.

So, if you ever see an episode of Hill Street Blues with a junkie taking a nurse hostage to try and get drugs,
there's a tall guy wearing a (very 80's) brown polyester suit who shouts
"HE'S GOT A KNIFE!".
That's me.

After filming that scene I had many chances to stay in America and work in the movies
but I had already spent two years at university and I decided that it would be best if I stuck with my original plans.
The world may love movies but it NEEDS knowledgeable and experienced food packaging laminators
and, during my career, I went on to laminate many of the all time great food packages.

Before I left America I was offered a part in the pilot episode of a brand new TV show.
It was about a group of lifeguards on a California beach.
When I turned down the role they sent an amazingly attractive blond to try and persuade me.
We went to a restaurant and I took her into the kitchens to show her how they laminate pizza boxes without distorting the images.
She was intrigued and spoke of leaving behind 'the business' to live a life devoted to bettering the art of edible laminating.
I told her it was a dream that could not be and we went our separate ways.

Every year she sends a Christmas card with first rate lamination
and writes "All my love, Pamela".
 

dr.gonzo1

Well-Known Member
As a University student, in the mid-80's, I was one of 7 to take part in an exchange programme with the University of Illinois.
The 7 Americans came to York for 2 terms, where they were housed and looked after by us, Then we went over there, where they looked after us.
It was fairly dull. The family I stayed with were nice but they were very religious and, after a few weeks, they had made arrangements for me to stay somewhere else. I had been written off as a debauched and sinful bad influence.
The next place was virtually my own - the owner spent 25 days out of every 28 working away. But his friends and neighbours checked the house EVERY day and made sure I knew they were watching. It was far from exciting but at least I didn't have to hold hands and pray before every fucking meal.
In the last weeks before the exchange ended, I met a girl who told me she was going to spend her summer break working as an extra in movies.
Instead of returning to England when Uni ended I decided to join her on a little adventure.

I had extra's work on several shows. Most were unknown to me.
Magnum PI and Hill Street Blues were the two that I did know.

In Magnum I was one of about 200 people in a crowd scene outside a hospital - I can be seen holding a candle, near the back/left, wearing a Motley Crew T-Shirt and a red headband.

In HILL STREET BLUEs I actually had dialogue!
Hospital ER waiting room. People with various injuries wait miserably.
I sit cradling one arm with the other - as if i'd hurt it.
A black guy walks in. He is anxious and panicky. He looks around as though casing out the place.
There is a manic desperation about him.
Then he shouted:
"I can't take it, I need to get my fix on! Stop that honky jive and lay some bread on a brother. Nice or nasty!"
He then clicked open a switch blade, held it in the face of a sweet young nurse and said:
"Don't you be making me cut you! Go get me some rapture from Doctor Feelgood".
I then had my first ever TV speaking part.
"He's got a knife!" I shouted
Then the entire waiting room all shuffled away from the man with the terrified nurse like sheep afraid of a fox.

So, if you ever see an episode of Hill Street Blues with a junkie taking a nurse hostage to try and get drugs,
there's a tall guy wearing a (very 80's) brown polyester suit who shouts
"HE'S GOT A KNIFE!".
That's me.

After filming that scene I had many chances to stay in America and work in the movies
but I had already spent two years at university and I decided that it would be best if I stuck with my original plans.
The world may love movies but it NEEDS knowledgeable and experienced food packaging laminators
and, during my career, I went on to laminate many of the all time great food packages.

Before I left America I was offered a part in the pilot episode of a brand new TV show.
It was about a group of lifeguards on a California beach.
When I turned down the role they sent an amazingly attractive blond to try and persuade me.
We went to a restaurant and I took her into the kitchens to show her how they laminate pizza boxes without distorting the images.
She was intrigued and spoke of leaving behind 'the business' to live a life devoted to bettering the art of edible laminating.
I told her it was a dream that could not be and we went our separate ways.

Every year she sends a Christmas card with first rate lamination
and writes "All my love, Pamela".
Holy fuck dude! Up for doing an AMA?
 

rory420420

Well-Known Member
i was laughing at "as a university student..."
lol...
at least we know where the hep c came from now...bwahaha!!
tommy says he appreciates that thing you taught her to do with her tounge..:-D
 

NorthofEngland

Well-Known Member
You don't have video of that do you?
Of course.
I have copies of all my TV and film appearances.

I'm waiting for Chinese food on BLADE RUNNER,
walking on the beach in FLETCH LIVES,
sitting on a bench in REMO-UNARMED AND DANGEROUS,
vomiting into a bucket in THE TOXIC AVENGER,
throwing tampons in CARRIE 2,
(I didn't usually do sequels)
hysterically laughing in ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST,
praying in church THE WALTONS,
running away from a gang in HARDCASTLE AND MCCORMACK,
delivering pizza in THE GOLDEN GIRLS
and looking at the night sky in LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.

I was also the 2nd Zombie from the left, 3rd from the back
in the video to THRILLER.
 

rory420420

Well-Known Member
thats pretty cool you were in thriller..i used to grow with a guy who was in "the replacements",he was also a hand model,but cut his middle finger off with a skill saw..for real!
 
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