badman2424
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your probly rite, i would have 2 follow him home and let mom and dad watch there son get an ass whopin.He'd run for SURE! He'd run home to his momma with a big ol' snot bubble hangin' out his nose an' ever'thang.
My first Hit and run!
- Thread starter Papaya
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euthanatos93420
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I think he may have tried to say that someone hit HIM but managed to do so in a way that seems very....hmm, what's the word I'm looking for? Anyway, either way, YHBT:
YouTube - YHBT
I Rear-ended a guy like that in a little red honda prelude. His hitch punched a hole in my front bumper. I think he got a little paint on his hitch. He didn't give a fuck...and neither did I...I didn't have insurance.
These days....I don't have a license or a vehicle. I ride a bike or a bus everywhere I need to go. I'll get my lisence back, but I also like not having to pay for gas....and staying in shape. Winter was difficult, but with good treads you can do aight. It's true what comes around goes around, but that's not Kharma, that's Newton's second law by my reckoning. Kharma is a lesson plan. Sometimes newton's law is the means of kharma, but it is only a small part of what real Kharma is. It's that new age hippie witch bullshit I swear. Each and every action has an equal and opposite reaction. That's just the way shit works. Sometimes cultures exaggerate, (10x biblical, 3x new-age-hippie-witches) and have a little fantasy world built up to tells stories that convey their wisdom. Culturally mnemonic metaphors to pas to translate the mys wisdom down to the children. Such thing persisted for the meaning to be preserved since written accuracy wiped the heart that went with the practice. I digresss...
YouTube - YHBT
I Rear-ended a guy like that in a little red honda prelude. His hitch punched a hole in my front bumper. I think he got a little paint on his hitch. He didn't give a fuck...and neither did I...I didn't have insurance.
These days....I don't have a license or a vehicle. I ride a bike or a bus everywhere I need to go. I'll get my lisence back, but I also like not having to pay for gas....and staying in shape. Winter was difficult, but with good treads you can do aight. It's true what comes around goes around, but that's not Kharma, that's Newton's second law by my reckoning. Kharma is a lesson plan. Sometimes newton's law is the means of kharma, but it is only a small part of what real Kharma is. It's that new age hippie witch bullshit I swear. Each and every action has an equal and opposite reaction. That's just the way shit works. Sometimes cultures exaggerate, (10x biblical, 3x new-age-hippie-witches) and have a little fantasy world built up to tells stories that convey their wisdom. Culturally mnemonic metaphors to pas to translate the mys wisdom down to the children. Such thing persisted for the meaning to be preserved since written accuracy wiped the heart that went with the practice. I digresss...
kingpapawawa
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i do 'worser' shit all the time..
just this past wednesday infact... i was bangin this dudes woman... i just got done jizzing on her face when the phone rang... she got off the phone and said:
"you have to go now, some crazy lady just rear ended my mans truck... he left the scene and he is headed home.... call me tomorrow after he leaves for work"
Seamaiden
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She probably could have answered the phone faster if you hadnt been kissing her at the time.
kingpapawawa
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hey, your not allowed to give me shit after you borrowed my image for your avitar
Wikidbchofthewst
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*accepts her trophy with tears in her eyes* I'd just like to thank, all the people I had to rip a new asshole to get here....If the people who think Papaya's actions were ok truly understand the difference between a victimless "crime" (such as prostitution or drug use) and a crime with a very real victim (such as the person left holding the bag after a hit and run), then it is clear they are worse than amoral, they are immoral.
Wikid, you get the prize -- BEST RANT EVAH! And from such a young one, too, oye chica, estoy orgullosa para ti, y para sus palabras de sabiduri'a.
Kick ass, chica, kick ass!
lol, thank you very much Seamaiden, seriously, that was one of the coolest prizes I've won in a while...But I need a translation for that last part! You're something for me, and for my words....what?
Fill me in here!
REP for you, that shit was funny
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Ativas
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This is what happens with every post like this ... the poster gets ridiculed because he is a complete moronic asshole then he tries to make himself sound better. Too late dude, you already screwed yourself. Idiot.
Seamaiden
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LMAO!
That just got me verklempt. 
Orgullosa = proud. Sabiduria (I tried to put in an accent) = wisdom
You got the rest.
Wikidbchofthewst
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No fool, the trophy was for me, for ripping someone a new asshole for daring to defend your bitch move.
lol, and famous isn't the right word. It's more like infamous...even that doesn't really apply to you, because you're not that big of a deal. You're kinda just entertainment. Dance monkey, dance!
And thank you for continuing to post here, attempting to defend yourself, it gives us fresh material. lol, pretty much every time you post something stupid (and just to clarify, anything you have to say in reference to your hit and run tends to be stupid) you give us a new oportunity to come together and bond over our shared dislike for you and scumbags like you.
Seriously, do you think you're going to win this argument? You can't really, because I know YOU know you're wrong, that what you did was wrong. I don't understand why you keep trying to act like it wasn't, THAT'S the worst part about what you're doing here in this thread.
Anyone can fuck up. I've known people who did hit and runs, not because it was calculated, but becaues they were so scared and freaked out they just RAN. They weren't proud of their actions, they sure as fuck didn't go around trying to brag about it.
No one's perfect, everyone fucks up, that's nothing special. What matters, what proves what kinda person you are, is your actions after you've made that mistake. A good person (I won't say a MAN, because women own up to their actions too) will try to rectify the wrong they've done. And if that can't be done, they are at least sorry for their actions and learn from their mistakes.
Every time you come here and get defensive, you're just denying that what you did was wrong, and YOU'RE wrong. I know you know this, so why don't you just grow up?
To keep arguing a point when you're obviously in the wrong is something only children and idiots do.
lol, and famous isn't the right word. It's more like infamous...even that doesn't really apply to you, because you're not that big of a deal. You're kinda just entertainment. Dance monkey, dance!
And thank you for continuing to post here, attempting to defend yourself, it gives us fresh material. lol, pretty much every time you post something stupid (and just to clarify, anything you have to say in reference to your hit and run tends to be stupid) you give us a new oportunity to come together and bond over our shared dislike for you and scumbags like you.
Seriously, do you think you're going to win this argument? You can't really, because I know YOU know you're wrong, that what you did was wrong. I don't understand why you keep trying to act like it wasn't, THAT'S the worst part about what you're doing here in this thread.
Anyone can fuck up. I've known people who did hit and runs, not because it was calculated, but becaues they were so scared and freaked out they just RAN. They weren't proud of their actions, they sure as fuck didn't go around trying to brag about it.
No one's perfect, everyone fucks up, that's nothing special. What matters, what proves what kinda person you are, is your actions after you've made that mistake. A good person (I won't say a MAN, because women own up to their actions too) will try to rectify the wrong they've done. And if that can't be done, they are at least sorry for their actions and learn from their mistakes.
Every time you come here and get defensive, you're just denying that what you did was wrong, and YOU'RE wrong. I know you know this, so why don't you just grow up?
To keep arguing a point when you're obviously in the wrong is something only children and idiots do.
CannaSeur
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I hope they find you too, good excuse by the way saying you were high, your a disgrace. and if it wasn't your fault why would you run? I would have claimed whiplash and all that, how come your so cool and smart? if you know that your that retarded on dope why would you drive in the first place? oh ya I forgot it was cool to steal someones plates and drive around high as fuk. your fuckin ghetto buddy
CannaSeur
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ya a foot up the ass
StaySafe420
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This guy thinks he's cool? Dude, I'd fuck your shit up if you did that to me. I would have chased you down and beat your face bloody
Then you'd look real cool
It's sad that this kind of trash made it to RIU
Then you'd look real cool
It's sad that this kind of trash made it to RIU